FYI
You also killed your own joke by having to explain what you meant. You should have kept pretending to be ignorant about the issue, it would have been funnier.
Like you were doing before.
I dunno, people seemed to actually mean "Who the forget is Tommy" so I went straight to the point. I've spoken in riddles plenty of times before and at least here it got rejected as autistic so I went straight to the point.
And it's not a joke anymore. It's reality. Not in the edgy fashion, but that it's there to prove a non-comedic point.