Author Topic: MAUI MEGATHREAD  (Read 18688 times)

It's everyday bro with that Maui meme flow





my folder is actually legit

Are you gonna make a download link for this?


this didn't need to be bumped



Maui is the only person i know that can hook me up with some cheap skank whore slaves, good guy, dedicated to his craft.    5 stars on yelp tbh


Maui is the only person i know that can hook me up with some cheap skank whore slaves, good guy, dedicated to his craft.    5 stars on yelp tbh


As Maui's 👵🏻 grandma👵🏻 is just 🔊yelling🔊 "No PLEASE 🛑STOP🛑" Maui is just saying "You're 😉welcome😉". And when he is about to 🏁finish🏁 he just says "💦CUM💦 TO 🤔THINK🤔 OF IT I GOTTA 🌊JIZZ🌊" and just 🌬️blows🌬️ his 🌊load🌊 on her sending her 💀jawbone💀 🕊️flying🕊️ ➡️️into➡️️ a nearby wall

I believe Maui from the movie "Cory in the House" is the greatest television character in literature. His evocative nature suggests a man who is suffering from both Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and Manic Depressive Homoloveuality. When he threatens to "pop a brother for killing his Moana," it comes from a place of great pain and ecstacy. It truly evokes a W O K E N E S S not generally depicted in traditional hentai, a sort of effigy to the soul. While it's true that most point to Walter White or Senator Skull as the greatest antagonist of recent generation, it's quite clear that Maui far surpasses them, for he can make one laugh, cry, secrete and most importantly, love. It's a sort of curse burdened upon sink manufacturers that Maui has reached such great height. Truly, mankind will never see his like again.