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Any funny stories you guys got?
Darth C3P0²:
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So, earlier my friend and I played on Halo Reach and found a kid. We asked him if he ever climaxed, and he says that he is not a woman so no.
foulprairiedog:
please don't ask children loveual questions... that's kinda forgeted up. borderline creepphilic grooming.
on topic: i once caught four spiders in one jar, then dubbed it Spider Jail. i'm not entirely sure if they fought to the death or not but the idea of Spiderdome was fun.
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on topic: i once caught four spiders in one jar, then dubbed it Spider Jail. i'm not entirely sure if they fought to the death or not but the idea of Spiderdome was fun.
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I once caught 5 wasps in a jar after shooting them with a dart gun. I fed them with honey and waited until they fully healed, and then I put a bee in there. They killed it, but the bee tried to flap it's wings while climbing ontop of the wasp.
So, naturally, I put loads of sugar in the honey. I put like 5 bees in there this time, and the wasps just passed out. So, I caught 2 more wasps and put them in there, and they were bigger than the bees, so they stabbed each of the bees in the abdomen. I thought it was cool at the time.
forgot to point out that while i was catching the bees i got stung like 7 times, the wasps i did not get stung because I had expert aiming skills with my dart gun
VerticalHorizon:
when i was a kid, probably 7 or 8, i was sitting in the doctor's office waiting room with my mom and i happened to notice a local newspaper sitting on the table
on the cover, there was a picture of a local middle school volleyball team, and center frame was a libero in position to receive a serve with her legs shoulder width and her arms between her legs in a V shape
i turned to my mom and went "look how stupid she looks, why does she look like that?"
she says "that's just how you look when you play volleyball"
i go "well it looks stupid, i would be really mad if someone put me on the newspaper looking so dumb"
a young girl- maybe 11 or 12- who was sitting on the other side of the table comes around to my side, kneels down, and goes "that's me!" and points to the libero in the picture
i just went "oh... cool" and sat there feeling like a loving dipstuff while she walked away. my mom was like "you should be careful about what you say around other people" and that's a lesson i haven't forgotten
mod-man:
my entire life is a comedy. let me sit down and recollect a bit and if i remember to ill post some moments