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Any funny stories you guys got?

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Tactical Nuke:

where's uncle McJob when you need him

Trogtor:

he got mugged in the head by an actual mug and he's in the hospital. rip ; (

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph:

in third grade for halloween we had a war

loving
a whole bunch of kids dressed up in military and scifi stuff, myself included, decided we'd go to war with the princesses and wizards

so we gathered up almost everyone on our side and went to one of the corners in the schoolyard (the yard was loving huge btw you could fit an apartment complex inside) and planned our attack: a massive charge across the playground where we'd trample our enemies.


we lined up
and then
someone gave the order
"CHARGE!"

and boy did we charge
holy stuff
i saw cinderella get her tooth knocked out by master chief
anakin skywalker and obi-wan kenobi annihilated harry potter

War Is Hell

ahoy:


--- Quote from: Dragonslayer182 on June 29, 2017, 02:32:28 PM ---I once had a wet dream where I forgeted an F-86 Sabre jet. I don't even have a plane special interest.

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denial

Darth C3P0²:


--- Quote from: foulprairiedog on June 29, 2017, 06:30:40 AM ---please don't ask children loveual questions... that's kinda forgeted up. borderline creepphilic grooming.

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Ye, it was his idea, and I really didn't wanna go with it, so he said it, tbh thought it was messed up too because he's like 25 and imo the only somewhat funny part was the response.

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