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[Ayebee123]

You get a tree frog.

I put it to very fine and put myself in.

[Ad Bot]

[bloody jumper]

Subject escaped from test chamber killing 7 guards and two senior researchers. Lockdown initiated, Subject causes severe damage to B-4 testing block in continued escape attempt, Subject intercepted by MTF 110F and severely wounded. Subject later located by separate Special response team, shortly after contact is made Subject dissolves into blue ash, blinding a majority of the combatants.

I put the setting to fine and put a common electronic Tablet inside.

[Ayebee123]

You get a laptop.

I put a box in and set it to Very Fine.

[Shift Kitty]

You get a moving truck with future technologies. Comes with mounted laser guns for fending off raiders, and flight capabilities.
It also has an onboard AI that talks to you.

I put a copy of Blockland in on Fine.

[Nix the Glaceon]

you get a game similar to blockland except there are tons of populated servers and it's forum isn't literally hell

setting on fine, stick my richard in the input

[Shift Kitty]

Your richard is enlargened. It's extra sensitive and provides you with much much more pleasure, as well as providing any partner you may have with increased pleasure. It includes a built-in vibration feature.
It's also black.

Setting on coarse, Subject Nix's richard.

[Nix the Glaceon]

nah

stick a fidget spinner in there, coarse

[BLockyBuildingBro]

Your richard is enlargened. It's extra sensitive and provides you with much much more pleasure, as well as providing any partner you may have with increased pleasure. It includes a built-in vibration feature.
It's also black.

Setting on coarse, Subject Nix's richard.

You get plastics assorted by color and size, and a couple metal weights

I insert one Boreal Wood chair and set the setting to fine

[Refticus]

exactly 1,429 miniature wooden chairs pop out, as counted by a prisoner volunteer.
attempts at sitting on them has reduced the chair count by (5).

2,000 marbles on the 1:1 setting

[BLockyBuildingBro]

you get 2,000 bouncy balls, each looking like a marble placed in

I insert a Steak, Medium Rare and set the setting to Very Fine

[Cowboy Dude]

you get 2,000 bouncy balls, each looking like a marble placed in

I insert a Steak, Medium Rare and set the setting to Very Fine

The machine politely, but firmly, asks you to leave.

I insert an android phone and set it to coarse.

[Nix the Glaceon]

you get an iPhone 6

i insert a funny meme on rough

[failbros2]

the machine refuses to accept the garbage meme and spits out dust

input: ace of spades set to fine

[bloody jumper]

Output: A seemingly identical Ace Of Spades from the same manufacturer, but once flipped over, reveals a card of a different suit and value. Card does not change when flipped with direct observation of it's opposite side. Anomalous object was appropriated by Dr.Bright stating he had "A great idea." and that "Card games are about to be a lot more fun."

Input: A small toaster with the setting on Very Fine

[torin²]

hey what