You are going to commit Self Delete.

[Punished Toxicology]

geronimo

[Ad Bot]

[BLockyBuildingBro]

dude if I were to commit Self Delete I wouldn't do any of that pusillanimous individual stuff.
I'd use all remaining funds to hire any and all hitmen I can on me, as well as a couple guns and food, and just stake out

[Blocky943]

[randomtroll39]

wheres the option for CZW, I want my death to be long term, painful yet radical

[AutoBahn]

Self Delete by stab

[hootaloo]

spend all my savings and then eventually not commit Self Delete because money does make you happy

[Super Suit 12]

YOU'RE NOT MY DAD YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[lordician]

I am glad none of these options really speak to me.
But if i had to choose (aside from forum overdose), it would probably be jumping or drug overdose.
Either get something out of it by gliding through the air or die in your sleep peacefully, i hope.

[Drydess]

cyanide and scare the stuff out of a whole crowd of people

[JumboMuffin]

who voted drowning in poll??? i'd hate to drown

[joe411]

I'd put a cinderblock on the gas pedal, and the jump out the sunroof of my car with a parachute while I'm tethered to the rear bumper. The tether would hang me, while the parachute will keep me in the air. I would position my car at the start of a large highway, and would probably decorate it with flags and whistles and stuff.

It would be on the news.

[ReddBoi]

gun2head

[Anybody]

What a terrible poll..


Can't even choose multiple options, unacceptable.

[Refticus]

ok i've got this all planned out.
1 - buy piano
2 - buy cinderblocks
3 - move piano near balcony
4 - superglue cinderblocks to hands, wait until hardened.
5 - pull out a piece of piano string and tie it around my neck
6 - apply more superglue to the cinderblocks and put the glued side on my head
7 - the cinderblocks have now stuck to my face and the piano wire is set.
8 - leap off balcony
9 - if all goes to plan, my neck will be spewing blood everywhere while keeping my head attached, the cinderblocks will slowly stretch out my body
10 - mission accomplished, i am dead and passerbys are traumatized and covered with blood

[Zloff]

im not scared of guns but i don't like the idea of leaving an ugly mess of grey matter. same goes for falling/impact
burning, hypothermia & electrocution seem too slow and unpleasant i guess lol
drugs/poison/knives/bleeding out always struck me as bitch ways to kill yourself idk why

i hate hate hate deep water but tbh swimming as far down as possible then inhaling would probably be my preferred way out