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joe411:
I'd put a cinderblock on the gas pedal, and the jump out the sunroof of my car with a parachute while I'm tethered to the rear bumper. The tether would hang me, while the parachute will keep me in the air. I would position my car at the start of a large highway, and would probably decorate it with flags and whistles and stuff.
It would be on the news.
ReddBoi:
gun2head
Anybody:
What a terrible poll..
Can't even choose multiple options, unacceptable.
Refticus:
ok i've got this all planned out.
1 - buy piano
2 - buy cinderblocks
3 - move piano near balcony
4 - superglue cinderblocks to hands, wait until hardened.
5 - pull out a piece of piano string and tie it around my neck
6 - apply more superglue to the cinderblocks and put the glued side on my head
7 - the cinderblocks have now stuck to my face and the piano wire is set.
8 - leap off balcony
9 - if all goes to plan, my neck will be spewing blood everywhere while keeping my head attached, the cinderblocks will slowly stretch out my body
10 - mission accomplished, i am dead and passerbys are traumatized and covered with blood
Zloff:
im not scared of guns but i don't like the idea of leaving an ugly mess of grey matter. same goes for falling/impact
burning, hypothermia & electrocution seem too slow and unpleasant i guess lol
drugs/poison/knives/bleeding out always struck me as bitch ways to kill yourself idk why
i hate hate hate deep water but tbh swimming as far down as possible then inhaling would probably be my preferred way out