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| SeventhSandwich:
--- Quote from: Plethora on July 07, 2017, 03:27:53 PM ---I've instructed my closest friends that my body be laid in a pyre of resinous wood which will burn with a pleasant odor which will then be set alight, and my friends and family are to throw high proof alcohol onto the blaze, and enjoy some of said alcohol. --- End quote --- what's up with the chronology in this sentence? If your resinous wood is already burning with a pleasant odor, why must it then be set alight, and how are your friends supposed to enjoy their high proof alcohol when it's burning on your nice-smelling corpse? |
| IkeTheGeneric:
body dumped in a dumpster while my steam account is sent to acorncake |
| Ragequit:
put my body in the driver's seat of a remote controlled demolition derby car and let me fight against the worlds best demo derby champions |
| weaver123:
I really don't care about what happens to my body after I am dead. |
| The Resonte!:
something with "we'll meet again" playing on huge speakers |
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