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| you are a police officer |
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| ReddBoi:
put your richard in your handgun |
| Conan:
you boast a sizeable erect snake, actually, so you cant fit it in your handgun. you kinda just rub the tip with the muzzle of the gun to clean off the semen from earlier. maybe if you didnt jack off with the bagel it would have fit you hear a couple police cars turn the corner, you figure the commissioner isnt far behind in a truck. they go park in the middle of the road in front of the bank and you hear the officers get out. nobody has spotted you yet, but its hardly like you could care right now |
| Conan:
a couple more police cars have pulled in. you hear someone walking towards your car. just so you know you're parked right outside the bagel shop so they're probably gonna see you. not like you can really explain yourself leaving a bagel shop with a dead guy with a cum covered bagel while holding a shotgun covered with stuff |
| cromartini:
Walk out with the shotgun in your hands and your pants down, and yell IM forgetIN INVINCIBLE |
| Conan:
you walk out, pants still down and stuff-shotgun in hands, and the cop you heard (you dont recognize him) almost trips in surprise as he spots you. the look on his face is a mix of disgust, shock, and confusion, and behind him at the corner you see the police cordon around the bank entrance. A few spot you from the distance and freeze for a second when you yell "IM loving INVINCIBLE". the cop near you reaches for his gun but doesnt pull it out quite yet, you're still dressed like a police officer from the waist up. if it werent for that he'd probably have assumed you were crazy and have told you to stand down by now. well, hes probably starting to think you are anyways. you're pretty sure you're not. |
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