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| IkeTheGeneric:
Sure, it is totally on the BLF. You may be confusing reality here. I've seen it a dozen times, your brain gets warped by all the time you spend on shadbase content websites. Soon, you'll be seeing spots, your tongue will turn purple and you will pass away at the ripe old age of 75 between 103. Tragic, really. |
| Verification:
--- Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on July 31, 2017, 11:41:11 AM ---Sure, it is totally on the BLF. You may be confusing reality here. I've seen it a dozen times, your brain gets warped by all the time you spend on shadbase content websites. Soon, you'll be seeing spots, your tongue will turn purple and you will pass away at the ripe old age of 75 between 103. Tragic, really. --- End quote --- Oh yeah??? Since you've seen it exactly a dozen times, you will die between the age of 0-1000, you are guarenteed to have a snake for atleast the next 48 hours and you will watch a video containing after school special. |
| IkeTheGeneric:
--- Quote from: Verification on July 31, 2017, 11:43:43 AM ---Oh yeah??? Since you've seen it exactly a dozen times, you will die between the age of 0-1000, you are guarenteed to have a snake for atleast the next 48 hours and you will watch a video containing after school special. --- End quote --- I don't think you're taking me seriously. Typical shadbase profligate. |
| Verification:
pfft..... watch this, son!!! I unzip my russian standard issue army pants and my lizard pokes out. It looks around and sees your bottom. It then gets hard, and hisses in your direction. I slowly walk to you, not yelling, but speaking loudly" prepare your bottom for lizard, little one. I use vodka for lube. I pour vodka on lizard, lizard is excited now. I use crowbar to spread open your bottom, and use red spray paint to make bullseye for the lizard I aim I go in, and hear a pleasured roaring hiss as lizard takes control I cannot stop him now, he has his prey you cry, but i tell you"do not cry little one, it will be over soon lizard starts shaking, and squirming gives another roar red communist sperm explodes into you, and lizard yells during climax with the voice of a thousand soldiers You fall to ground you are dead now lizard slithers back into my pants he is satisfied for now |
| Karl Marx:
Every time I see Shadman I am sent into an in inconsolable, rage-induced rampage for at least 30 minutes. |
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