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Make up some stuffty fanfic/fantheories
armyman12313:
I See mom packing stuff is my pinky pink suitcase I ask mom saying what are you doing? She said "One direction owns you now" Then the entire band comes and dominated my ass, Teh end1!1!
Nix the Glaceon:
It was a cold, rainy day when it happened. Blackblood the Cyborg Immortal Hedgie's girlfriend had been ferociously raped by his arch nemesis, Clawshank the Technicolor Fox. It was time to get payback as Blackblood took his Immortal Death Dragon Super Blade of Fire and Brimstone and put it in his pants. He walked over to Clawshank's apartment and blew it up just by looking at it. Clawshank was pissed as he spat lasers of pure death out of his eyeballs, aimed at Blackblood. He dodged them faster than greased lightning moving faster than light during a marathon. "Damn forget," he shouted. He punched Clawshank in the jaw and this all the atoms in his body to split, creating a nuclear explosion larger than the moon, leaving a gaping hole in the earth. Blackblood was unphased, and Clawshank, dazed, would climb out of the hole and do a super-kick into Blackblood's crotch. Blackblood's mechanical cyborg electro-tesla rooster would be too strong for Clawshank's white vans and he would stub his toe and scream in pure agony. Blackblood then grabbed his sword and carved a snake in Clawshank's torso and it bled everywhere; there was loving blood all over the place. Clawshank started to punch Blackblood in the face but he would be unphased due to his magical marysium skull. He then farted on Clawshank and this caused the entire earth to explode and Clawshank loving dies. Blackblood then got laid. The end.
MoleManFromMiddleMars:
--- Quote from: Ayebee123 on July 23, 2017, 07:02:12 PM ---The BLF is overrun by ducks, and the only man who can stop them... bADSPOT!!!11!1 and we eat the ducks and we win yay
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Was this the cause of QuackityHQ?
failbros2:
*insert minion yaoi here*
Master Matthew²:
Spongebob is actually a rotten tampon