buy a bidet and stuff only at home or in nice japanese bathroomshttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan
Just stuff in the shower and stomp the turd down the drain, then rinse.
Once I pooped a little bit in the shower and left it there for my parents to clean up.
Wet wipes are your friend.
Here's a life tip young'uns. Shave a circle around your back door and enjoy your single wipe clean ups.