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Who You Are
Chris72003:
--- Quote from: Potatoh on July 26, 2017, 01:22:21 AM ---deal with that eye that has been bleeding for 9 hundred years
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Turns out it's not blood nor ketchup, but exposed muscle. Oops.
--- Quote from: cromartini on July 26, 2017, 03:15:39 AM ---Masturbate
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It also turns out that the pope castrated not only your jewels, but the entire manhood section. Too bad, you remember liking to jack off in a river near your home kingdom.
--- Quote from: Agent Legit 22 on July 26, 2017, 12:59:48 PM ---remember
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The only thing you are able to remember at the moment is a hot mistress who always had her helmet on. As well as a polished and painted peg leg. Too bad she was Catholic.
--- Quote from: Drydess on July 26, 2017, 01:11:35 PM ---jack
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Gotta get back
Back to the past
Samurai Jack
(watch out)
Gotta get back
Back to the past
Samurai Jack
--- Quote from: Snaked_Snake on July 26, 2017, 01:19:41 PM ---daniels, the best drink, try and find some, if not look around the room for any clues on what's going on.
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You don't know what Jack Daniels is, but what you do know is how to stand up and look around. Here's a mental map of the important stuff:
--- Quote from: tber123 on July 26, 2017, 01:43:06 PM ---open door
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haha its locked
"""Author's""" Note:
--- Quote from: failbros2 on July 26, 2017, 01:37:13 PM ----snip-
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I knew this was going to happen.
--- Quote from: lord techno on July 26, 2017, 02:04:28 PM ---Good luck my friend. It's going to take a lot of determination and investment to make forum games last.
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and, thank you. I needed this.
What do you do?
Nix the Glaceon:
this may be painful but it is worth it
carefully remove a few strips of muscle tissue and a bit of skin and fashion it into a makeshift snake
rip off the scar tissue from where your richard used to be and cram that stuff in there
scream really loudly
if this is too painful just create a makeshift silicon snake using the paint tool
Chris72003:
--- Quote from: Nix the Glaceon on July 26, 2017, 04:34:24 PM ----jesus christ, man you're insane-
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The dial to switch to Paint Tool Sai wouldn't move, so you decided to make a makeshift snake the old fashioned way. Due to the nerves being in the skin, taking strips of muscles out wasn't the hard part. It was the loose skin, as shown in this comically exaggerated drawing.
You then scream.
AAAA couple seconds after putting on the Makeshaft, yo- oh. Oh no. You hear running down the hall coming toward your door. What do you do?
Nix the Glaceon:
camouflage into the environment
Cheze:
--- Quote from: Nix the Glaceon on July 26, 2017, 04:34:24 PM ---this may be painful but it is worth it
carefully remove a few strips of muscle tissue and a bit of skin and fashion it into a makeshift snake
rip off the scar tissue from where your richard used to be and cram that stuff in there
scream really loudly
if this is too painful just create a makeshift silicon snake using the paint tool
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