so does this mean I can't make an alt for Friedrich Engels
I was going to have him be comic-relief to Karl Marx, kind of like a George Costanza sort of character
Friedrich Engels: So I started to walk into the bank. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified. But I pressed on, and as I made my way past the aristocrats, a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine collectivism or the kinship of the working class, but I tell you, Karl, at that moment, I was a communist.
Karl Marx: Come on, Friedrich, finish the story.
Friedrich Engels: The proletariat was angry that day, my friends. Like a revolutionary trying to send back soup in a deli.
