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So apparently somebody masturbated during The Emoji Movie
failbros2:
think about that hand guy in the movie
GRIMLOCK_:
Is that kimons dad
Karl Marx:
We all know why
--- Quote from: Karl Marx on July 31, 2017, 11:31:42 PM ---Gene:
Gene would be just a nervous as you, maybe even more. He’d pick a romantic location, light candles and make sure the music put you guys in the mood. You two would kiss a little at first, getting more and more used to each other. Hesitantly, Gene would move on top of you, making you feel safe and secure in his arms. You felt his hard erection on your thigh, making you buck your hips up instictivly. Once he knew you were properly lubricated, he’d slip his thick, yellow length into your hole, leaving you both a moaning mess.
Hi-5:
Hi-5 knew what he was doing. He’d been with loads of other emojis before, which made you feel even more nervous. As he wrapped his thumb around your shoulder, he leaned in for a kiss. Even though you were not very experienced at kissing, his lips still felt like a perfect match for yours. Keeping your lips locked, Hi-5 moved his pinky to your crotch, rubbing in all of the right places.
Jailbreak:
Jailbreak would be really turned on that you’re a virgin. She loves taking control and having the lead. She’d make sure you were okay with everything, before she continued, of course, but she loved knowing that you were under her power. If she’d run her tounge aross your love she’d look up to see if you had enjoyed it. If not. she’d move on and find something else you would like. Like brown town beads.
Mary Meh and Mel Meh
Don’t let her ‘Meh’ expression fool you, Mary was super nervous. She wasn’t too experienced herself, only having ever been with Mel. But Mel was in the corner, stroking himself to you two, and she was on her own to take the lead. She’d spank you first, trying to put on a show for her husband. His hand kept a steady pace on his yellow stick, but once Mary had started pegging you with a strap on, Mel’s fist was a blur as he released his yellow load on his round face
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Master Matthew²:
--- Quote from: SUSHI on June 05, 2017, 10:30:14 PM ---I'm 💘 daddys 🍆💦💦 little fidget spinner ߷ when daddy feels horny 💕💕 he lifts me up 👆👆 and puts me on ⬇️⬇️ his huge rooster 😍😍🍆🍆 and i spin and spin 🔄🔄 whirrr 🔄🔄 i get so dizzy but daddy keeps me spinning 💕💕 until i squirt 💦💦💦 leaving me all wet with his cummies 🍆🍆💕💕💦💦 god ⛪⛪ im such a spinny 😚 dizzy ☺☺🙃 little slut 😍😍 for daddy 🍆🍆
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SeventhSandwich:
He was probably one of those special interestists who gets off to really awful stuff. Usually he'd go for stuff like gore, corpses, and feces, but when he saw the ads for an animated feature film about stupid little phone emoticons, he knew that he could reach a level of depravity he'd never been before.