how do i get my richard out of a roast ham

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thats what happens when you slap your meat

chop richard off and serve

chop richard off and serve
eat a richard
...with a side of ham!!


see normally i can read these kinds of weird internet erps without flinching because you know its a disembodied paragraph of text with no humanity to it
 
however i've heard your voice before. now reading that paragraph in my head with your voice over it has actually crippled me irl. im posting from the hospital atm, i cringed so hard i accidentally swallowed my lower spine
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the only time i remember conan was he was in my closet during skype calls