BLF makes me a daily exercise routine
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Drydess

September 10, 2017, 11:29:01 PM

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hillkill

September 10, 2017, 11:29:35 PM
Quote from: Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph on September 10, 2017, 10:56:05 PM
situps are worthless do planks instead

situps contract and loosen the core whereas planks are a constant contraction. i feel it way more with situps

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph

September 10, 2017, 11:29:50 PM
okay but seriously
im 100% serious here
like honest to god
i swear on my life
pinky promise
Get a waifu.

Electrk²

September 10, 2017, 11:32:28 PM
Quote from: Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph on September 10, 2017, 11:29:50 PM
okay but seriously
im 100% serious here
like honest to god
i swear on my life
pinky promise
Get a waifu.

humping your body pillow will burn about 300 calories per hour
« Last Edit: September 10, 2017, 11:52:55 PM by Electrk² »

Frankie²

September 10, 2017, 11:34:30 PM
Quote from: Drydess on September 10, 2017, 11:29:01 PM
a weapon to match stocking
this sounds like a bad idea

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph

September 10, 2017, 11:39:16 PM
Lifting is:
  • 10% workout
  • 20% diet
  • 70% waifu

Nonnel

September 10, 2017, 11:41:10 PM
walk at least a mile a day

Rally

September 10, 2017, 11:42:57 PM
Quote from: Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph on September 10, 2017, 11:39:16 PM
Lifting is:
  • 70% waifu

This is legitimately correct, and verifiable by science. I've met several autismos who told me their love for x cartoon character inspired them to lose weight.

Nonnel

September 10, 2017, 11:46:05 PM
dryhumping a body pillow really makes the pounds fly off, too

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph

September 10, 2017, 11:47:15 PM
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