I knew it.
I loving goddamn knew Hurricanes are a myth created by HAARP and the Federal Government to kill off the population waste bin via Acts of God. Those motherloving outback gestappo bastards are going to pay for what they're doing to our only dumping ground for the handicapped and senile, we NEED Florida to corral them so they don't forget up the rest of the country(pray for a solar flare to hit Tuscon, they refuse to ship their handicapped off to Florida so now their city is becoming a cargo cult version of Florida)
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