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Chocolate milk (or milk in general) megathread (ft. Breast milk)

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Super Suit 12:


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this is hilarious in a kinda forgeted up way

Master Matthew²:

I request for you to put up the milk flavours I proved were real.


Mega-Bear:


--- Quote from: RedGajin on September 15, 2017, 01:07:07 PM ---i only drink human breast milk. i get a girl pregenant every 5-6 months, wait until she starts producing milk and then start pumping. i get the kid aborted 6 months into the pregnancy everytime. i have the schedule synced up perfectly so i always have at least one girl producing milk at any given time. "but what about costs redgajin?" says the uneducated. i, an intellectual, explain that you pay about $3-4 for a gallon of milk. i use (at least) 2 gallons of milk per week (drinking or putting it into food). if i bought my milk from my local grocery, i would end up spending around $150 on milk every 5 month period. heres the kicker: it costs nothing to nut in a bitch. what about the abortions? health insurance covers it, meaning it comes at no cost to me. i am literally getting gallons of rich, high quality breast milk at absolutely no cost. my women are cream of the crop. they love me. i am their dairy master and i run the dairy scene in my town. ive considered opening up a business and selling this, making a profit out of my milk business. maybe in the future. maybe down the road. for now? my bones remain strong.

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This is one of the greatest posts of all time

Nonnel:

add breast milk to the poll you coward

carolcat:


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last sentence made my morning

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