Poll

What milk is best milk

Choccy boy
50 (56.8%)
Normal boy
12 (13.6%)
Strawberry boy (loving degenerate)
3 (3.4%)
Lactose intolerant (I'm sorry for your loss)
3 (3.4%)
10 (11.4%)
Breast Milk
10 (11.4%)

Total Members Voted: 88

Author Topic: Chocolate milk (or milk in general) megathread (ft. Breast milk)  (Read 13960 times)

i only drink human breast milk. i get a girl pregenant every 5-6 months, wait until she starts producing milk and then start pumping. i get the kid aborted 6 months into the pregnancy everytime. i have the schedule synced up perfectly so i always have at least one girl producing milk at any given time. "but what about costs redgajin?" says the uneducated. i, an intellectual, explain that you pay about $3-4 for a gallon of milk. i use (at least) 2 gallons of milk per week (drinking or putting it into food). if i bought my milk from my local grocery, i would end up spending around $150 on milk every 5 month period. heres the kicker: it costs nothing to nut in a bitch. what about the abortions? health insurance covers it, meaning it comes at no cost to me. i am literally getting gallons of rich, high quality breast milk at absolutely no cost. my women are cream of the crop. they love me. i am their dairy master and i run the dairy scene in my town. ive considered opening up a business and selling this, making a profit out of my milk business. maybe in the future. maybe down the road. for now? my bones remain strong.

I just bend over and suck my richard for free milk, no need to over complicate this.
i'm p sure that isn't milk matthew


i only drink human breast milk. i get a girl pregenant every 5-6 months, wait until she starts producing milk and then start pumping. i get the kid aborted 6 months into the pregnancy everytime. i have the schedule synced up perfectly so i always have at least one girl producing milk at any given time. "but what about costs redgajin?" says the uneducated. i, an intellectual, explain that you pay about $3-4 for a gallon of milk. i use (at least) 2 gallons of milk per week (drinking or putting it into food). if i bought my milk from my local grocery, i would end up spending around $150 on milk every 5 month period. heres the kicker: it costs nothing to nut in a bitch. what about the abortions? health insurance covers it, meaning it comes at no cost to me. i am literally getting gallons of rich, high quality breast milk at absolutely no cost. my women are cream of the crop. they love me. i am their dairy master and i run the dairy scene in my town. ive considered opening up a business and selling this, making a profit out of my milk business. maybe in the future. maybe down the road. for now? my bones remain strong.
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i only drink human breast milk. i get a girl pregenant every 5-6 months, wait until she starts producing milk and then start pumping. i get the kid aborted 6 months into the pregnancy everytime. i have the schedule synced up perfectly so i always have at least one girl producing milk at any given time. "but what about costs redgajin?" says the uneducated. i, an intellectual, explain that you pay about $3-4 for a gallon of milk. i use (at least) 2 gallons of milk per week (drinking or putting it into food). if i bought my milk from my local grocery, i would end up spending around $150 on milk every 5 month period. heres the kicker: it costs nothing to nut in a bitch. what about the abortions? health insurance covers it, meaning it comes at no cost to me. i am literally getting gallons of rich, high quality breast milk at absolutely no cost. my women are cream of the crop. they love me. i am their dairy master and i run the dairy scene in my town. ive considered opening up a business and selling this, making a profit out of my milk business. maybe in the future. maybe down the road. for now? my bones remain strong.
thats all well and good kiddo, but you lack vision. Ya see, those babies you aborted could have grown up to be extra milk producers. Give them enough hormones and they could be producing milk in just 9 years for almost four decades. Hell, once they get menopause you can kill them and use their bodies as food for the rest. Soon, you could have an army producing so much milk that you could control international markets. In fact, you can probably devise an formula to make them start producing without even getting pregnant.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2017, 02:46:11 PM by OrangeMan² »




hwat
vanilla milk. literally the tastiest thing a simple man can handle




THIS stuff


i can't trust highland dairy after my experience with their milk cartons at my high school. their chocolate milk was a grey sludge.

i can't trust highland dairy after my experience with their milk cartons at my high school. their chocolate milk was a grey sludge.
school
thats why

their bottles / gallons of milk bought at the store or donut shop or w/e is godlike