itt: you're a doctor, diagnose the above user's problem

[lord techno]

Explosism.

[Ad Bot]

[ZeÜberMedic!]

Literal chaos.

[Metalliku]

gay

[plexy]

ugly haha

[TheMrDoors]

too much sleep

[RobotSpark]

too much sleep

Although philosophy and science have both stated that there is no reachable limit on doors, it appears that you suffer from hypostium, a condition thought to be unreachable in which a user has been exposed to too many doors. You will inevitably turn into a door and pass away some time within the next 23 seconds.

[Snaked_Snake]

A case of explaining things too in-depth syndrome

[TheMrDoors]

cancer

[Mr Queeba]

made of flammable wood

[Squib]

gay cancer

[RobotSpark]

This user suffers from Skeletonitis, where their body contains enough bones to form   o n e   s k e l e t o n . This skeleton shall wreak havoc on October 31st and render the victim dead. Although, he will be immediately signed up for the skeleton army after his death.

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This user suffers from Skeletonitis, where their body contains enough bones to form   o n e   s k e l e t o n . This skeleton shall wreak havoc on October 31st and render the victim dead. Although, he will be immediately signed up for the skeleton army after his death.

you have robotitis



edit: this sounds so wrong

[Mr Queeba]

wants to leave but cant

[Ayebee123]

wants to leave but cant

cannot be specified of either a kid or a squid

[NotBomberguy]

gay