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[noose] Toys 'R' Us begins to file for bankruptcy
King Tøny:
--- Quote from: VerticalHorizon on September 20, 2017, 02:00:23 PM ---one time when i was a kid, my mom took me to Toys R Us and i found an accordion. for some reason, at that age, i really really wanted to play an accordion. i picked it up and carried it around the store with me when i stumbled upon a Crash Test Dummies action figure set with a car that explodes. my mom told me i could only have one and that she would not return it if i found myself unhappy with my decision. i debated on it for like 15 minutes and eventually both my mom and i convinced me that i would never put in the time to learn the accordion, so i put the accordion back. the Crash Test Dummies toy was stuff and i didn't like it and to this day i wonder where i would have ended up if i had gotten that accordion. what if i was a savant and grew up to be the world's greatest accordionist, with my own line of custom accordions and getting thousands of dollars per show. what if i toured the world and met other amazing musicians and collaborated and sent home a fat check every month to my mom so she never had to work or worry about money again.
i guess i'll never know
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--- Quote ---she would not return it if i found myself unhappy with my decision
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So I found the issue that could have solved your problem.
It was your mom's fault for not letting you return it, how dumb is that.
King Tøny:
Also you can be the world's best accordion player and still never get laid.
So I think you dodged a bullet.
Mega-Bear:
--- Quote from: King Tøny on September 20, 2017, 03:06:27 PM ---Also you can be the world's best accordion player and still never get laid.
So I think you dodged a bullet.
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< learning an instrument to get laid
Stop right there
Red Spy:
how else could mozart have a wife he was a scrawny manchild
The Titanium:
--- Quote from: Jefferson Block on September 18, 2017, 05:23:07 PM ---I DONT WANNA GROW UP
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I DONT WANNA CLOSE MY EYES