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[noose] Toys 'R' Us begins to file for bankruptcy
King Tøny:
--- Quote from: Red Spy on September 20, 2017, 04:12:19 PM ---how else could mozart have a wife he was a scrawny manchild
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Simple, he wasn't an accordion player.
--- Quote from: Mega-Bear on September 20, 2017, 03:13:56 PM ---< learning an instrument to get laid
Stop right there
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Learning electric guitar will get you laid more than an accordion.
IkeTheGeneric:
--- Quote from: King Tøny on September 20, 2017, 03:06:27 PM ---Also you can be the world's best accordion player and still never get laid.
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I'm not sure if you're the best authority on how to be attractive to the opposite love
IkeTheGeneric:
like an accordion is an exotic instrument, and it takes a lot of skill & practice to learn and play well
and of course, being proficient in something could probably factor into attractiveness...
Nonnel:
--- Quote from: King Tøny on September 20, 2017, 03:06:27 PM ---Also you can be the world's best accordion player and still never get laid.
So I think you dodged a bullet.
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I will find the world's best accordion player and sleep with them.
also accordion is super hard
IkeTheGeneric:
--- Quote from: Nonnel on September 20, 2017, 04:39:29 PM ---also accordion is super hard
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freakin' this, it takes a lot of hand coordination for BOTH hands; working the bellows is a lot harder than it looks when you're focusing on both sides