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Mega-Bear:

--- Quote from: King Tøny on September 20, 2017, 04:34:10 PM ---Learning electric guitar will get you laid more than an accordion.

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I play electric guitar and have never gotten laid because of it
(edit: though I won't deny playing an instrument might make someone more attractive. I just dislike your implication that any instrument is "loveier" than another or that the guitar is a pusillanimous individual magnet)

my point was picking up an instrument to get laid is stupid, no surprise coming from you though.
VerticalHorizon:

--- Quote from: King Tøny on September 20, 2017, 03:06:27 PM ---Also you can be the world's best accordion player and still never get laid.

So I think you dodged a bullet.

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i don't get laid because i play instruments, i get laid because i'm attractive
stop projecting
Kyuande:
I think Tony just wants the easiest way to get laid and get those fresh stds
Drydess:

--- Quote from: Mega-Bear on September 20, 2017, 03:13:56 PM ---< learning an instrument to get laid
Stop right there

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works with violin and guitar
Red Spy:

--- Quote from: Drydess on September 20, 2017, 06:19:17 PM --- works with violin and guitar

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the only thing guys get from playing the violin is laughter
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