Author Topic: Super AdventureQuest XIV: DOORS MOTHERforgetER. DO YOU SPEAK IT? (Read 7999 times)

Refticus · October 05, 2017, 11:28:10 AM

make sure nobody stole your kidney ~~again~~

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TristanLuigi · October 06, 2017, 08:00:57 PM

Wake up?

You cannot wake up because you are too busy being a door.

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Suddenly, some rude man comes crashing through you.

Stop being the door.

Feeling abandoned, the door slams itself in frustration.

Wake up already!

Yeah that was kind of a dumb gag anyway. Seriously though, where are you?

TableSalt · October 06, 2017, 08:08:30 PM

locate arms

Potatoh · October 07, 2017, 07:13:33 AM

open the door that you just went through

if you cant open it just rub your face all over the door

Refticus · October 07, 2017, 11:28:13 AM

acquire arms

Kidalex90 · October 07, 2017, 11:34:19 AM

find some mexican doctor and pay him to give you arms

HellHound · October 07, 2017, 02:35:11 PM

investigate the alleyway

Superfun909 · October 07, 2017, 02:45:50 PM

investigate the alleyway

if required, use the corner of the arm device as a weird, ram-my weapon

TristanLuigi · October 07, 2017, 06:09:30 PM

Make sure nobody stole your kidney.

You give the ORGANDEX a quick check. Yep, two KIDNEYS. But wait...

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Your ARMS are totally missing from your ORGANDEX! You had better retrieve them fast!

Retrieve arms.

Oh wait, they're right there. Arms aren't organs, of course they aren't in the ORGANDEX.
Did you fail biology or something?

Open the door you just went through.

You attempt to use your "newfound" ARMS to open the DOOR. Unfortunately, it's locked.

Rub your face all over the door.

...

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What the forget is wrong with you?

Refticus · October 08, 2017, 12:22:49 AM

lick the door to arouse it open

TableSalt · October 08, 2017, 08:16:31 AM

t a s t e t h e d o o r

TheMrDoors · October 08, 2017, 09:28:19 AM

be the door
get it???

Superfun909 · October 08, 2017, 03:52:20 PM

*ahem*
Go investigate the alleyway.

SWAT One · October 08, 2017, 05:37:10 PM

Look each way down the street.

CRITAWAKETS · October 09, 2017, 08:27:30 AM

Have loveual intercourse with the door.