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[DARK KNOWLEDGE] cup noodles microwave instructions for rule breakers

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--- Quote from: ahoy on September 24, 2017, 05:08:39 PM ---step one put spice packet in bowl
step two boil water
step three pour water in sink
step four put noodles in the bowl where you put the spice packet

done

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cup noodles have no spice packet you dumpster. this is for folks without fancy "sinks" and "bowls"


--- Quote from: Dreams_Of_Cheese on September 24, 2017, 05:08:25 PM ---6 minutes? what kinda weak stuff microwave do you have that takes that long

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you want to get it hot enough to burn your sins away

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put the spice packet in the water unopened and then boil it. grab it out slowly with your hands after it is done being microwaved to get an upgraded spice packet
don't want your noodles to be soggy? just dont put water in them! they contain their own nutrients and cook by themselves. plus, the water cant absorb the calcium!

Maxwell.:


--- Quote from: Dreams_Of_Cheese on September 24, 2017, 05:08:25 PM ---6 minutes? what kinda weak stuff microwave do you have that takes that long

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microwaves, like kettles, don't work in america. only in britain

we microwave our tea better than yours

Jairo:

microwaving styrofoam can give you cancer

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--- Quote from: Jairo on September 24, 2017, 06:04:09 PM ---microwaving styrofoam can give you cancer

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as if i needed more incentive to put my cup noodles in the microwave

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