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dumb rant: shadman
hootaloo:
we get it holy forget lmao
beachbum111111:
-Dan Schneider bows to the vigilnoff
-In contact with 8 year old children
-Possess pennywise-like abilities
-Controls his ice cream van with an iron but fair fist
-Own human trafficking businesses globally.
-Direct descendants of WillyMcNilly
-Will bankroll the first child love dungeons on Mars (loligrad will be be the first dungeon)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be love slaves to the vigilnoff
-The vigilnoff said to have an IQ of 85, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Prison
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a demon who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of autism and rape with them
-learned how to lure children in under a week
-The vigilnoff is about 7 children old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, the vigilnoff is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We know his ultimate plan now. It is to forget children
Vigil:
I've literally never seen Beachbum go so petty until now
Or maybe I have and just didn't care
otto-san:
sometimes i worry people love this child enthusiast gag so much they actually believe it
--- Quote from: Vigil on October 14, 2017, 03:12:52 AM ---I've literally never seen Beachbum go so petty until now
Or maybe I have and just didn't care
--- End quote ---
pretty standard rly
beachbum111111:
--- Quote from: Vigil on October 14, 2017, 03:12:52 AM ---I've literally never seen Beachbum go so petty until now
Or maybe I have and just didn't care
--- End quote ---
>You're the one who wants to forget children
>I'm the ones who's petty
Wow ya got me.