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Terrible jokes Megathread
Bloo Kirby the 2nd:
pie crust forgets dogs
Woof:
In Soviet Russia, dogs forget Pie Crust
Maxwell.:
me
VerticalHorizon:
where my father makes his moonshine is a secret still
how do you get down from an elephant?
you don't, you get down from a duck
why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
if they had 4 they'd be chicken sedans
i went to the doctor yesterday and he told me i have to stop masturbating. i asked him why and he said "because i'm sitting right here in front of you"
my wife's friend just lost his medical license for having love with patients. it's a real shame, he was the best veterinarian we knew
Drydess:
me