Author Topic: 1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart  (Read 12493 times)

82. place despicable me characters in wrong locations

83. bring a hammer with you into the store and smash all of the electronics

85. get lost in loveual fantasies while viewing the hammers

88. play weird fetish songs into the intercom

89. slipping on a banana peel, falling into a shopping cart and accidentally loving it

90. use the toilets as karaoke booths

91.get naked and run around the store yelling "IVE LOST MY CLOTHES AND I CANT FIND THEM!"

92. yell bird mating calls across the store

this almost happened to my stupid friends

94. open a can of surstromming and throw it into the store like a grenade

95. Acting like your the manager and attempting to kick everyone out