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[blogland] Girlfriend wants a (female) forget buddy
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beachbum111111:
Bisjac got cucked
Bisjac:
lol pretty much.
my fav kitton story ill share here. not too harsh but its funny.


rtbbot forum account. years back, someone made a birthday topic for it. and we all pretended to wish it happy birthday. i said some inappropriate things i cant remember what, im having a hard time finding the topic. something about hooking up or wanting to hook up with rtbbot i guess.

lot of time goes by.

im dating kitton, and shes forum-search stalking me by keywording my history.
she finds that post i made and accuses me of cheating on her.
now... real person or not, i was hitting on rtbbot in that topic long before i ever met kitton, so cut me some slack.

even now i tell the story of how i was unironically, unjokingly, and very sincerely accused of cheating on someone with a time traveling robot.
the love was great though. with both of them.
Deus Ex:

--- Quote from: Bisjac on October 31, 2017, 02:23:00 PM ---remember kitton? lol

i totally gave her the go ahead to hook up with a girl if she wanted.
it only took a week. she excitedly hooked up with this chick friend she had. she couldnt wait to tell me about it next morning. cool. then that half story was followed up by her friends husband coming home half way through. ok.
then her friend and her husband forgeted while kitton decided to take a walk around the block. she returned when they wrapped up.

uh huh.... lol
thats not even a good lie. XD

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Jesus christ
hillkill:
i totally forgot about that. are you guys still dating?
Deus Ex:

--- Quote from: hillkill on October 31, 2017, 03:58:09 PM ---i totally forgot about that. are you guys still dating?

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Why would they still be dating after that fam
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