Author Topic: Do you wipe sitting down, or standing up? (Read 2633 times)

The Resonte! · November 03, 2017, 12:03:52 AM

with a vacuum cleaner

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cblock360 · November 03, 2017, 12:04:17 AM

I don't

Nonnel · November 03, 2017, 12:21:18 AM

i stuff into my hand while i'm in the shower and dunk it into the toilet

Bisjac · November 03, 2017, 12:22:49 AM

Quote from: Nonnel on November 03, 2017, 12:21:18 AM

i stuff into my hand while i'm in the shower and dunk it into the toilet

for years my dad kept a potato masher in the shower. and like once a year a random guest would ask about it, and thats his chance to joke that half the family poops in the shower.

Refticus · November 03, 2017, 01:32:31 AM

Quote from: Nonnel on November 03, 2017, 12:21:18 AM

i stuff into my hand while i'm in the shower and dunk it into the toilet

nonnel is part of the second space jam here.

people stand up to wipe their ass unironically?

ReddBoi · November 03, 2017, 02:24:10 AM

Quote from: randomtroll39 on November 02, 2017, 09:15:11 PM

i wipe while levitating

my man

Shift Kitty · November 03, 2017, 03:09:34 AM

Misread as "Do you vape while sitting down, or standing up?"

K3k0m@n · November 03, 2017, 05:11:00 AM

i just have a vacuum cleaner in the bathroom and use that to wipe

Snaked_Snake · November 03, 2017, 06:23:48 AM

Sitting, because if you stand then you have to pull away your ass cheeks, which could get stuff on your hands or arms in the process, when sitting they're naturally apart so you can actually wipe the faecal matter off.

Drydess · November 03, 2017, 06:48:46 AM

i don't get how you could wipe sitting without getting toilet water all over your loving hands

HellHound · November 03, 2017, 07:28:34 AM

Quote from: Drydess on November 03, 2017, 06:48:46 AM

i don't get how you could wipe sitting without getting toilet water all over your loving hands

the water isn't that high. moving off of the toilet and squatting is the masterful tactic tho

Trogtor · November 03, 2017, 07:29:37 AM

Quote from: Snaked_Snake on November 03, 2017, 06:23:48 AM

Sitting, because if you stand then you have to pull away your ass cheeks, which could get stuff on your hands or arms in the process, when sitting they're naturally apart so you can actually wipe the faecal matter off.

Insert Name Here� · November 03, 2017, 07:30:44 AM

Quote from: carolcat on November 02, 2017, 09:12:22 PM

i always sit

Figure · November 03, 2017, 07:54:50 AM

randomtroll39 · November 03, 2017, 08:03:09 AM

im 0 when im stuffting and 4 when im wiping but like 2ft in the air