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Diagnose me again, BLF.

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McJob:

Last night while on the way to the pub, I slipped on a wet road and slammed on my right side. Since then, there's been dull pain from my right thigh, right wrist and right elbow, all of which sharp-spike when I move them. I hear no crunching or cracking, and the only visible damage is a red dot on my thigh (probably a cut that healed) and some grey marks on the inside of my hand from where I landed. I see no visible swelling or redness.

How bad is it, BLF? Will this require amputation? Should I write my own obituary now? Who gets all my stuff?

Maxwell.:

you've got wrist cancer, masturbate with that hand and cum on it so you give your life force energy to it to cure it

Juncoph:

you're gonna need to replace the arm with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm

snot2:

remove your eyebrows to heal faster

Dreams_Of_Cheese:



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