thought of a buncha stupid and dumb weapons that could be used in here for some randomizer/chaos mode (once someone brings them to life, anyways) or that can be used anywhere (again, once someone brings them to life)
feel free to criticize or something, i'm giving them stats too
you can also think of a nerf/buff for these things
Exploding Butter Knives VAN TELEFONMAST
warning: don't cut butter with these [insert screeching in german here]
throwing knives/secondary giant telephone pole/melee
semi fire/not spammy delayed swing
moderate damage high damage
+explode on contact with anything they hit +sends a explosion where the pole hits
-that includes you too, don't hit yourself/your feet dumbass -swing has a delay of 2/3/4 seconds before the actual swing, requires timing
+on the plus side, you can probably "rocket" jump with this (or is that knife jumping..?) +explosions can send enemies flying
affected by gravity, so you need to use your head as to how to throw them clicking emits a "VAN TELEFONMAST" voice clip before actually swinging
The Spoon Gordon Ramsay's Power
fear it IT'S RAW
"butterfly knife"/melee shout/primary/secondary
charge attack semi fire with cooldown of 10 seconds after use
very low/high damage moderate damage
-loving sucks with 1 damage on facestab shout at your foe that the salmon they cooked is RAW to send them flying a bit
+loving good with high damage on backstab (probably less than the actual knife but eh) +can kill bricks
+100% balls of steel +100% angery
+100% actual steel +100% temptation to search for the lamb sauce
Pizza Box MK-I The Bumper Car
delivering pizza since 2010 woo
rocket launcher/primary equipable vehicle (if thats even possible)/secondary
semi fire does this even need a firemode
low or moderate damage low damage
upon "delivering" pizza to teammates and enemies, you start to get a slight speed drive into your enemies to damage them
boost and the pizza theme from spiderman starts to play and gets louder with press and hold down mouse 1 to honk the horn
each "delivery" made. -loving low damage
+heals teammates when you hit them with pizza -the car is slow as hell
-you're gonna get loud as forget if you're good at aiming +100% meme
-slower movement speed at first
Chuck Norris Action Jeans™ Ducksaber
whapow the quack is strong with you
armor/secondary flashy glowstick sticking out of a duck that hurts/melee
does this need a firemode too semi fire/spammy
damage booster (melee only) moderate damage
+10% movement speed upon smacking an enemy it makes a quack noise
+5% attack boost for melee attacks +100% ducky
+100.1% manliness +50% Pecon's Legacy
+200.0% legendary +1% chance to turn into the Duck Cannon instead
+50% chest hair +10% meme
Peashooter
what, are you gonna fight me with that peashooter?
pistol/secondary
semi fire/spammy
very low damage
-loving sucks with 1 damage for each pea
+bottomless clip
+very spammy
+100% balls of steel
more soon when im not lazy/busy with other things
will eventually add actual weapon ideas
Poll