you're in the us/royal/russian air force and pilot a plane in syria, wyd

[TheABELBOTO]

Foxsquatch I owe you one

[Ad Bot]

[Drydess]

whatever i'm told to do

[sorrel]

мелкий картофель

[Ragequit]

also midair refuels are a thing

[Alternat¡ve]

I Would Google Crash Course How To Fly A Plane... forget You Think I Am Amelia Earhart Or Some stuff ???

[The Titanium]

shut the forget up dril

[Nonnel]

kamikaze some dirt

[Gojira]

figure out where landing gear/flaps are, check fuel levels, use gps to find nearest friendly air base

try to land at air base, fail, end up needing to eject

but at least i'm alive

[Rally]

Whatever Obama tells me to do, I.E. blow up some hospitals, napalm some kids, yadda yadda that sorta thing

[Nonnel]

obama is commanding US air force pilots to commit war crimes as we speak

[Rally]

Gotta save those liberal voters refugees bro