alright so i've been sick of working for this restaurant for a while now, it's time for me to put my master plan into motion. I work at a disclosed chicken place and i was wondering if anyone has any type of powder that i can use to poison the food so that everyone dies. I'm not looking for fakes only genuine poison powder. this is going to be the Flash Mob of the century. no one expects a poison attack from the inside right? it's time for me to live and them to die, i'm sick and tired of watching these animals chow down on fried chicken like flies on stuff. these pigs wouldn't know gourmet foods if it hit them in the face. this is definitely not a fake post and i really need this poison like right now because we got a new regional manager and he's a by-the-book piece of stuff that thinks he's all high and mighty because he's been with this crumbling franchise for 3 years. dude's got a god complex bigger than mark walberg's. anyways. yeah like i said genuine poison hit me up at 502-884-FAKE, that's 502-884-FAKE. again no flukes.
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