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im really thirsty
PhantOS:
when high school ended all my gal pals went off to study in upstate ny so there's nobody for me to hit on. on top of that im not in college and I work as a tutor so there's no chance of hitting on a fellow student or coworker. the best I can do is flirt with a few of my single mom clients but it's harder than it seems (they won't let me have wine with them >:|)
the last 2 months have been the thirstiest months of my life and it's only getting worse. I'll wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming about some foreign hottie I dated in my dreams, but I wake up girlfriendless and more alone than yesterday
oooooh please someone comfort me
Grimlock²:
im sure deadzone and vh are interested
Goth77:
You sir, need a good ol' fashioned cup of water
TableSalt:
--- Quote from: Goth77 on November 29, 2017, 04:19:16 AM ---You sir, need a good ol' fashioned cup of water
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hey no i was going to make this joke
Goth77:
--- Quote from: TableSalt on November 29, 2017, 04:19:33 AM ---hey no i was going to make this joke
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But salt-water just makes you more thirsty!