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Don't Touch Your Peen 2018
Verification:
dont touch your peen 2019
benefits
- You become a wizard. No special interest is strong enough to get you fapping
cons
- Women don't like you, say you dont have enough of the social construct "love drive"
Malleo100:
this is impossible for me as i cannot go a day without jacking off
Darth C3P0²:
--- Quote from: Malleo100 on December 03, 2017, 06:46:44 PM ---this is impossible for me as i cannot go a day without jacking off
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I can tell.
bigcapitalbaka:
on day 365 of this procrastination prohibiting year you will be able to ascend to the heavens, manipulate the 11 dimensions, control whether or not god exists, and truly behold rick and morty for all its intellectual glory
Trogtor:
i touched my weiner once since i was eight. i haven't done it since. its the only reason im so powerful to this day.