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Press the Button...? [Brazilian Edition]
Superfun909:
smash that mf like button
you come across another set of two buttons
one gives you invincibility, but you still experience pain and die of old age
the other gives you mind-reading powers, but every time you voluntarily use the power you blurt out random thoughts of yours
Dark Blockland Guard alt.:
/revivethread
Press that other button with the mind reading powers stuff.
Press the button and you get to meet the love of your life, but you're not physically attracted to him/her.
maxymax13:
press that button because i'm pretty sure i'm not a magnet and my love of my life wouldn't be either
you encounter yet another set of double buttons
press the first button and you become pewdipie and live a full life
press the second and you become a sentient wheel of cheese located in the middle of the pacific ocean on a boat with a laptop and internet access forever and live a good 50,000 years but everyone you love will be outlived by you and you have constant pain
Dark Blockland Guard alt.:
obviously the second one.
Holy stuff! FOUR BUTTONS!
First Button: Press to be a dinosaur and eat anybody, however, you can't change back and nobody will remember who you are.
Second Button: Press to get a Teen Titans Season 6 regardless of whether or not Teen Titans Go! To The Movies flops or is a success, however, it will only feature 5 episodes, no Slade, lots of toilet humor, and a very stuffty finale episode.
Third Button: Press and the Aquafresh Message Maker comes back, however, everytime you make a message, an unkillable bully will spontaneously appear, punch you in your balls, and then will spontaneously disappear.
Fourth Button: Press and you can turn stuff into Gold, however, everytime you touch someone, they turn into stuff.
Also, the name change is going to happen on Page 29. The winner is: Brazilian Edition.
two and a half limericks:
i smash all four buttons