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you are a security guard
Conan:
you’re in your car parked in the back lot of the bank you work at. due to some insomnia last night you woke up way too early today and figured you might as well get some coffee and drive to work early. that would have been a good idea if it werent for the fact the damn coffee just gave you a headache, and you’re like a whole hour early.
bank policy says you cant start and end your shift early either, so right now you’re just trying to get over this massive headache and maybe catch a bit of rest. after a few minutes it starts to subside. unfortunately, gary, the night shift guard, comes out of the back door and knocks on your car window.
ReddBoi:
kill him
torin²:
ignore him
kongo:
roll down the window and say "what are your rates"
Darth C3P0²:
I resign