Author Topic: you are a security guard (Read 6448 times)

Mega-Bear · December 07, 2017, 12:49:41 PM

you guys somebody is clearly up to no good. glass in the tire, but no broken glass nearby. tell Gorbo to go watch the front doors-- something fishy goin on!!

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AverageDude · December 07, 2017, 02:17:18 PM

gorbo did it, accuse him

Conan · December 07, 2017, 05:08:22 PM

you look at gared real intently, and ask "did you do this?"

hes thinks its a joke at first, but when he realizes you're serious he goes "......why would i slash your tires?"

you tell him to go back to his patrol, since its your tire, and maybe he'll spot the vandal somewhere around. you feel like something fishy is going on, but when you tell gared he just says its probably some teenage vandal running around. he says he'll keep an eye out for people.

he walks off and now you're alone. you're all geared up, nobody else is in the parking lot (as far as you can tell, theres two cars here and neither have anyone in them).

AverageDude · December 07, 2017, 05:38:05 PM

check out what i have

Conan · December 07, 2017, 05:42:50 PM

you have a pair of handcuffs, the keys, a taser, a handgun (loaded), a spare mag for the handgun, a baton, and your shiny brass badge and walkie talkie.

you also have your car/home keys, wallet, and a phone. unfortunately due to budget cuts, the bank was unable to provide you with a smartphone so all you have is one of those old ass flip phones. you think the budget cuts are a load of bs but you arent really in a position to argue that.

Conan · December 08, 2017, 01:12:06 PM

you wait around for a bit longer, just breathing in the nice cool morning air. eventually geoff comes back around (he patrols outside the building) and says he didnt spot anyone.

its almost time for your shift. you see a couple more cars pull into the parking lot, and the manager opens the back door followed by some of your shiftmates and a few tellers. geoff goes off for one last round around the building.

Mega-Bear · December 08, 2017, 01:34:43 PM

Let Gavin do his thing. go inside and make sure the security cameras are in working order, some stuff gonna go down today I feel like. also ask the manager how he doin, maybe if we are good to him today he will let us go home early because of bad headache. lol

Drydess · December 08, 2017, 01:38:55 PM

jack off

Conan · December 08, 2017, 03:05:14 PM

you head on inside and pass through the security checkpoint before entering the back rooms of the bank. you check in with the manager, find out theres nothing particularly special today, then head over to the security room to meet up with your colleagues and maybe get someone on camera duty to do your patrols for you since you're "feeling kinda bad today".

in there you find jim and alex chatting about black friday sales before settling into their seats. seems like they're talking about that sale on home improvement tools, as alex is looking to do some diy home remodeling soon and jim has some suggestions for alex.

since it seems like you're understaffed today (the manager told you pete called in sick) there might only be one person on cameras. that means if you manage to weasel your way out of patrol duty you can probably jack off and not get caught

Refticus · December 08, 2017, 03:07:38 PM

jack off then leave

AverageDude · December 08, 2017, 03:22:29 PM

Call Pete and threaten to kill his entire family if he doesn�t come to work to help you out

maxymax13 · December 08, 2017, 04:55:42 PM

Give him 2 seconds to come help him, and use your magic powers hidden deep in your ex machina organ (a special organ 0.00001% of the population has) to kill him and family over the phone.

Conan · December 08, 2017, 05:37:02 PM

you REALLY feel like you gotta get that nut out so you just quickly ask "hey can anyone do my patrol for me im really out of it today, had a massive headache this morning and couldnt sleep well at all last night"
jason says sure, and you tell him your normal pattern which goes through the back areas, just outside the main vault and two smaller cash vaults.

aaron heads out after jason, to continue his conversation and start his own rounds. you watch them leave on the monitors, then close the security door, pull out your phone, and start jacking off.

15 minutes later you call pete, and instead of saying hello like a normal person, threaten to kill his family if he doesnt come to work. he's quiet for a second, says a long, drawn out "oooookay", and explains that he has a doctors appointment today. he'll be coming in later around noon.

SwiftHyena2593 · December 08, 2017, 05:57:16 PM

get back in the car and leave and go on a long drive

Refticus · December 09, 2017, 01:37:57 AM

leave the bank and drive to pete to shoot his dumb ass