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you are a security guard
Awesomebread²:
offer him free cable
Refticus:
oh stuff i remember this.
locate a nearby monday and beat them to a pulp
Drydess:
jack off
Conan:
you ignore him, but he taps on your window again and doesnt look like he'll go away. you briefly consider killing him, but your sidearm and security guard equipment is in the trunk so you'd have to get out of the car anyways.
so instead, you roll down the window. before you can say anything he says "hey im just letting you know you got a flat tire."
you're fairly sure you didnt have one earlier, considering you managed to drive from home to the coffee shop and from there to work. and unfortunately you dont have a spare in the trunk. you do have a patch kit and manual pump though.
you get out the car and follow greg around to the back, where you see your rear right tire is completely flat.
Mega-Bear:
Gary, Greg, same thing, we might as well call him g-man. examine the tire-- it is suspicious it suddenly went flat. Can we tell what caused the flat?