Pload's Prison Escape

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then endlessly post pics of my bleding toes
I don't think anyone cares. Just shut up about it, it's not our or Pload's loving problem that you wasn't able to get into the server.

entrepreneur in's guide on how not to be a God-awful prisoner

1. LEARN THE RULES AND ITEMS OF THE GAME
http://bbnoad.com/PrisonEscape/
This pretty much explains everything, read all of it. Not yet included: the steak item and the guard dog. Steak can be thrown to distract the guard dog, Wuffles (also called Wufflez), who would otherwise stun and then kill you. BUT, the steak only works if Wuffles isn't already persuing someone. Also, Wuffles can die from the chisel, but it takes a lot of hits.

2. LISTEN TO THE LEADER
There will be a leader (as appointed by Pload), someone telling the prisoners where to go, what to do, or who to follow. There may even be 2 or more leaders, look out for them, because they are experienced with the game, and have probably even tested it in its early stages. And especially, if anyone like Lex, Pload, Ephi, Blood, Pred, Bacon or I tries to lead, LISTEN GOD DAMN IT.

3. DON'T DO SOLO MISSIONS
Never run off thinking you're Rambo or something expecting to actually do some damage. There are 4 guards, with snipers, versus you, with a chisel. You're not going to get far. HOWEVER, it's a completely different story if maybe you sneak out the back while 10 other prisoners rush the front and distract the guards, just NEVER run out without a plan that has a strong possibility of working.

4. IF THERE'S ALREADY A LEADER, DON'T TRY AND LEAD ASWELL
If the other leader agrees, though, it's ok, but don't appoint yourself leader and try to complicate things by dividing and confusing the other leader's followers (this is called 'pulling a Bushido'). The prisoners won't get anywhere without a definite leader. If you disagree with the current leader's tactics, you can talk to an admin about it. But then you're a pusillanimous individual.

5. DON'T STAND CLOSE TO EXITS
Some guards can shoot you at an angle if you're too close to an exit. Face the exit and take a few steps back, never stand next to an exit.

6. UTILIZE TEAMCHAT
Teamchat, 'y', is a great feature, USE IT. Often people, when they try to spam something, they'll type it in teamchat then press T, up arrow, Enter, meaning to say it in teamchat again, but mistakingly say it in global. Avoid doing that. Also, between rounds, teamchat is still on but guards can hear it, so don't say in teamchat what you wouldn't in global.

7. DISTINGUISH YOURSELF FROM OTHERS
There are no names in Prison Escape, so often people will change their skin color. For example, I am red, Lex is blue, Bacon is green, etc.

8. LEARN TO DODGE BULLETS
To dodge bullets, some good ideas are to zig-zag, jump and crouch (unless you have a tray, which is useless when crouching) at random times, to throw off the guards. Make unpredictable movements, basically, so you're harder to shoot at.

9. DON'T ASK TO BE GUARD
Self-explanatory.

10. IT'S JUST A GAME
I hate hearing people say this, but it's true. It's a game. The prisoners will always win. The point is to have fun. Don't overcomplicate it.

*more may be added later as I see fit.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2008, 08:02:25 PM by Pimpin »

Tri

« Last Edit: March 26, 2008, 01:27:23 AM by Tri »

9. BE A NINJA
You need to be able to dodge and perceive the guard's attacks.  Once you learn this, you can last way longer on the field than you used to.  For better chance, keep one plate (crouching renders the plates useless) with you so if you accidentally get hurt while making your way across, you still have another chance to go.

Added a new #8. Thanks.

It was epic, Lex's idea of just running and chiseling worked, didn't it Bushi? What was your problem with it?

His problem is that he has this lunatic idea that he is an amazing strategist and that any plan he concocts will instantly work. Sadly this little fantasy has been constantly reinforced due to the fact that he always does his own thing, and when the prisoners do eventually win (as they are prone to), it leads him to believe he had some part in this, and that strengthens his insane beliefs.

And entrepreneur in, needs more "No asking to be a guard".

His problem is that he has this lunatic idea that he is an amazing strategist and that any plan he concocts will instantly work. Sadly this little fantasy has been constantly reinforced due to the fact that he always does his own thing, and when the prisoners do eventually win (as they are prone to), it leads him to believe he had some part in this, and that strengthens his insane beliefs.

And entrepreneur in, needs more "No asking to be a guard".

Right-o.

I did it because I had confidence that a non-kamikaze mission would work.


I mean, come on, my ideas worked only if not to be foiled by dumb coincidence the end.

the heck is a dumb like act :o
« Last Edit: March 25, 2008, 08:57:29 PM by Bushido »

I did it because I had confidence that a non-kamikaze mission would work.


I mean, come on, my ideas worked only if not to be foiled by dumb like act the end.

Organized kamikaze missions are the basis of every tactic.

The one where pload came up the tower and killed me was epic.

Frodo, I thought you fell out of that tower.

 :cookieMonster:

« Last Edit: December 10, 2014, 02:27:42 AM by Pload »

I updated the items page with steak, added entrepreneur in's prisoner guide with photos, added Sir Wuffels to the explanation page, and finally changed the change log.
I adore your website-creating skills :D

You need to have someone run a dedicated server after you have it set so the script will automatically clear damaged bricks and randomly choose guards and if the guards make a good amount of kills they have a higher chance of getting picked again.

Could he use Space's Bots for guards?