Weird/Interesting/Funny dreams you guys have had?

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long post but before my ipad broke i backed up my dreams
after it broke:
i had one where i was in school and there was an elevator for non disabled people and when the dream ended it flashed 2/3 in serif font on a maroonish orange background
before:
Flashlight's Dreams
June 5- It was the last day of school ( it actually ended on a Wednesday in may) and for some reason Ethan was there. The school looked a lot different and there was an unfinished staircase. My closet was there too. The computer in the closet was gone. Later I met my friends and one (who I haven't seen since 5th grade). The media room was located on the right of the hallway in place of the women teachers' bathroom. I forgot my agenda in one class.

June 6 - Flea market but nothing was there, corrupted a file and saw a fidget spinner when I opened it as an image in yy-chr, corrupted a video with Audacity and it looked like a VHS tape.

June 7-?
Part 1:?It was a normal Florida vacation day but I was wearing a dress.
Part 2: I was in school and it was the last day, except the school principal wasn't in the office and he was instead in the middle of the hallway. I didn't take my medicine that day so I was too hyper to do anything, so I went down to the secretary (usually it's the nurse that I go to) and I called my mom and instead of taking my medicine I was instantly out of school and part 1 resumed.
Part 3: the magic school bus but with me and it was going through my school from the 7th grade reading homeroom to the social studies homeroom and it cut to??
Part 4: I was learning to make a game but it was Mario 1 but it was 3D and in my room and it was called super merio as a joke and then a familiar voice (probably vinny) said "HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED SUPER MERIO LIFE?" "ITS MERIOS WIFE" as merio kept growing and my bed was my grandparents' old table. I recognized my room because of the Mario-style amiibo stand.

June 8 - we were leaving Florida and commented on things that looked like toothpicks with umbrellas, my dad turned into star fox, and I made a new meme

HOLY MOTHER OF PAGESTRETCH HOW DO I FIX THIS nvm these questionmarks are caused by 3utools exporting my notes
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the last dream i had like a week ago involved me playing tf2 and a big ass ominous black block which looked like the monoliths from the dimensional doors mod on minecraft. some dude with really bad teeth came from behind the monolith and stared at me, and then after a minute if darkness we started playing civ 6 and i was gorgo. he brought a troop to my base, which was bright red, and then the dream suddenly stopped. i wanted it to continue god damnit

Weirdest dream I've had was...

I walked into a hospital that was mostly dark except for a light that was coming out of a doorway.  Walking into that room, it was just a normal hospital room, except I was on the bed.  I remember there being a clock in the room, and watching people walk in and out of the room, mainly doctors and nurses.  This was just a constant loop until eventually people stopped coming into the room.  then i woke up

I had this incredible dream where I was in class one time, and there was a tornado heading for the school. I remember cowering under a table when suddenly a beautiful girl and a cool guy came to save me, they needed my help, and they took me to another world in order to defeat an evil mastermind. Some of the students that were in my classroom looked a lot like the characters I met up with, besides to two that saved me. I managed to travel back to the classroom, but an evil henchman came with me and was about to destroy my school, when suddenly a classmate of mine (who was kind of dorky) saved the entire school and defeated the monster and everything was back to normal.
literally shark boy and lava girl

since i'll be starting seniors in a new school, most of my dreams have been about something related to school.
either its paranoia of being alone, what looked like being a victim of a school shooting, or for some reason suddenly in a Japanese school

i've never really put some thought or worried about them, they just come to me.

I had a dream that was actually in Blockland and I was following some player who had a playertype that looked like Spongebob with this guy's-

-face instead. He was walking backwards the entire time I followed him and had his light on. The server was completely pitch black and there was nothing but infinite bamboo forest made of bricks with some slight plate terrain.

I kept trying to talk to the player and ask what he was doing but he just kept walking backwards without saying anything. I could sense he was aware of me trying to ask him what he was doing.

And yet another dreams thread. The only thing you've been good for on this forum is this, instead of me reviving it a third time.
Now lemme get some stuff here:

The first dream started with me at my grandma’s house, but I was trying to run away from something. I ultimately ended up going down a lot of stairs (that didn’t exist at my grandma’s house) to a laundry room and bedroom. In the bedroom was Mabel (Gravity Falls), and she was hiding too. Although she was also full of fear, she teased me about being afraid. Becoming angry, I went into the laundry room to find a closet I could hide in. Then, the ground started to shake as I knew the thing got closer. It went up to my closet, went inside, and started shaking me while saying “You think you could hide?” At this point, I knew he looked like an Italian mobster, but then I went to sleep while he shook me. I woke up (in the dream) to be inside the same closet, laying on the ground. Outside was a gigantic mall, and Mabel waiting for me. With her, I searched to find the person for an in-dream hour only to realize this whole thing was a dream, and telling her the person was actually a raisin. I woke up (in real life) at 8 AM, only to go back to sleep.
 
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I usually have dreams right after another (people don't just have 1 dream per night you know), so here's the second one
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The second dream started with me packing my bag to leave school, and when I left school, my old elementary school teacher taught me another way of going home while walking on a slippery path. Although, this path didn’t actually lead home. Instead, it lead to a fictional house where my dad's fictional twins lived. One was an avid pot smoker, and the other was a short, skinny smart person who was the closest with dad. I built with Jenga blocks until night came, where the house seemed to be a dark labyrinth, making me scared, but eager to explore. I searched for 10 in-dream minutes, only for the skinnier one of dad’s fictional siblings to scare me, and send me back to the front of the house where the house turned into a mine. The brother disappeared, and I was put under command by a different, more purple version of Count Spankulot from Kids Next Door. Other miners told me of creatures outside in a lake that surrounded the house, and so I went with them to capture these creatures and bring them back to safety. Although, right as we came into the mine, Count Spankulot was waiting, and punished us by taking 25 cents from our paycheck. I started to mine, but strange creatures came out when mining, like giant bats, fish with legs, and mutated chickens. I still mined a total worth of $1,000, but a legged fish made me lose all of the minerals, and I was back to the top of the mine. I kept mining and mining, until up above a stone ‘Mother Icon’ (Fallout 4) rises above ground, making Count Spankulot disintegrate and all the creatures in the lake free. After this, I go up a flight of stairs that lead to the previous house I was in with dad’s fictional siblings. I am now inexplicably tired, and go to a long hallway housing people that are watching documentaries on the news, only for me to sleep in the dream, while dragging my body on the floor. I wake up (in the dream) only to find myself bumping my head into a wall at the end of the hallway, and I get up to see my aunt talking about me with my mom. I say to them that I’m awake, but they can’t hear me so I decide to go up a ladder. This ladder lead to a purple coliseum-like building where on a giant screen, a documentary on the news was playing. After the short documentary, a poorly drawn Scar (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy) crossed with Mugman proclaimed “Ha! I get it! It’s because of fat!” After the statement, everyone starts to laugh, including me. Then I yell “Ha! I get it! It’s because of socialism!” Everyone is still laughing. But then, a voice said “Ha! I get it! It’s because of liberalism!” Suddenly, people are screaming while others slump over in lifelessness. The same phrase continues, but with different words at the end that relate to personal beliefs, until there are 10 people left, including me. Everyone fuses to create a four-legged creature that is just two human abdomens put together, with monkey heads for faces at either end. But with my fusion, a third one joined to control the thoughts of the beast, while I controlled the emotions and speech. I communicated with the other creatures about rebuilding, and so we rebuilt and made a base that produced food and water for the last creatures on Earth that were us. The dream ended abruptly, right as someone said that we needed to mate. I woke up at 12 in the afternoon, disoriented and thinking reality was a dream.

My apologies for the page stretch

bump, just had one last night.
it was just some weird ass random stuff with a hotel. it wasent anything interesting, other then me finding a fursuit behind it or some weird crap. god dammit i want to dream about something worth sharing for once.

I had dream where I was in the in the forest where I was walking with these boots on from some preschool cartoon and then out of nowhere I heard "YETIYETIYETIYETIYETIYETIYETIY ETIYETIYETIYETIYETIYETI" and felt like someone was trying to tickle me and the everything went static and then I woke up. Oh yeah this was the first yeti dream.

The most recent dream I had about the yetis where in 2014, where I walked downstairs and it was a completed wasteland in the living and then I heard "CHEEEEEEESE" and I ran up stairs and woke up.

One of the forgeted dreams (or nightmares) I've had is where, I swear to god my bed and blanket was alive and was trying to rape me (or something I don't remember) and kept on chanting "Dadadadadada EmmanUEL", the room was bright as forget with all kinds of colors, the light source was a loving chandelier. Eventually, I was able get up and escape and as I looked back the room, the bed was trying to follow me, but of course it couldn't fit through the door and also it had face. at the very of the dream, I saw a mystery light coming from the living room. The end.
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Woke up in my room but I was super small and there was scary ambience so before anything bad I just jumped off my staircase and died.

One other weird dream was I was playing Blockland and a page blocked popup happened (this was way earlier in the year)

Then there was one where it showed my Real name on a gravestone with age 47.
weird stuff too cause I asked the graveyard dude if it was a foreshadowing and I woke up.

I have a barrel of weird dreams cause I remember all of them lemme know if you want more.

i dreamed that i got banned here

I had a dream last night about me and some lesbian girl from my school going to a futuristic book store

I had a dream last night about me and some lesbian girl from my school going to a futuristic book store
that wasnt a dream my dude

Had a dream Annoying Orange went eight years straight and took the US into a new golden age and all the butthurt libs cried about it. 4% gdp friends