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| Kumquat:
"not today, empire" flys away |
| Gytyyhgfffff:
holy stuff i like the part where its 1 xwing versus a super duper epic star destroyer and the 1 xwing wins holy stuff i like the part were leia dies holy stuff i like the part where leia says i'm invincible forget you holy stuff the suspense is loving gone now because of that but i guess it wasn't even there to begin with holy stuff i like the part where 3 guys say they're going to invade the emperor's ship and you think to yourself well they're going to loving win of course because one of the invading guys is a main character holy stuff i like when the stupid ass opening text scroll they have (because they can't loving show and not tell) that says snoke did some bullstuff and i was like who in the loving world is snoke like holy forget i never even knew who he was until that loving text stuff and i watched the last movie too i also like the part where they instantly kill snoke after he gets about 1 second of screen time i like the part where they warp jump the cruiser into the super duper epic star destroyer part 2 and it dies like holy stuff the implications of that are incredible. holy stuff why build a super laser when you can just build a big loving chunk of metal with engines on it and loving warp into a planet. holy stuff why not make hyperspace torcreepes where it loving burns a clean hole into their target. holy stuff some screenwriter was like holy stuff i'm out of ideas i know lets loving ruin the entire canon for everybody in this one loving scene. i like the part where they launch away the transports to escape. they launch like 15 of them and after 30 minutes of the empire barraging their asses they still have 5 left even when the loving lasers the empire fires insta kill them. holy stuff the same bullstuff happened in every single loving fighter scene too except i'll let them off because the rebellion is so forgeted at the end they only have like 5 guys left in the entire army holy stuff why do they have cute animals that nobody loving cares about. holy stuff you aren't fixing your stupid ass movie by introducing a loving cute bird that makes a stupid ass sound. i also like the part where rey instantly learns the force like holy stuff remember all that stuff luke had to go through to loving lift rocks. i know it still wasn't a lot even then but he loving took a year between episode 4 and 5 studying the force then was taught by the best guy of all time to get where he was. rey gets two loving lessons from luke who admits he's a stuffty teacher and that's loving it holy stuff i am pissed. i rate this movie 1 machine gun coin shooting b88148 or whatever his stupid ass name is out of 1 hacker guy they just oh so loving happen to find in the same jail cell they were put in who ends up helping them break into the most secure loving place of all time holy stuff if you disagree loving fight me in warsow if you read this not expecting spoilers then you need to learn how to read topic titles |
| DestroyerOfBlocks:
snokes full name is snocaine |
| Mr Queeba:
Personally enjoyed it. Best scene for me was when Luke was being shot at by 1000000 lasers, and then he's just there, and he dusts himself off. I died inside. |
| Red Spy:
snoke is all i need to say |
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