[removed by the ADF for tribal content] Boogie2988 divorces his wife

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nah a forklift would get the job done

I don't know what to tell you dude. You've put on this stupid ironically-edgy act for the past six months. I don't know whether to ignore your posts or respond to them since I'm operating off of the assumption that you're just pretending to be handicapped. And if I respond to someone who's just 'pretending to be handicapped', they win because I wasted my own time.

Wasting your own time? The reason I assume that you are a shill is because only a complete handicap would come to the forums every day to exclusively shill their garbage political views and not get paid for it. There is no possible way to waste your time because you don't do anything with it in the first place.

Hey, maybe the reason why everyone else is doing it is because this thread is a hive of starfishs.

'waaah they're making fun of that fat guy'

You trying to tell me something sev?

The reason I assume that you are a shill is because only a complete handicap would come to the forums every day to exclusively shill their garbage political views and not get paid for it. There is no possible way to waste your time because you don't do anything with it in the first place.
Let me paint you a picture here: I just finished a really excellent semester studying engineering in college, and I'm posting from my couch, back home, on my time off from school. During the semester? I post at night, on my phone on the bus, or when I'm waiting in line for coffee.

I do waste a stuffload of time online- that's pretty much a statistical fact. But I waste all that time on top of a heavy engineering courseload plus a full-time research position. Meanwhile, what are you doing? Do you have a job? Did you get into that design college you were preemptively bragging about like a year ago? What could you possibly be doing that equips you to condescend how I choose to spend my time?

You trying to tell me something sev?
Nah dude I'm a loving twig. I had a good fitness regimen going over the summer but I kinda broke my routine when fall started. Hoping to get up to a more middling BMI by the end of the year.

Did you get into that design college you were preemptively bragging about like a year ago?

Funnily enough yes. And unlike you I actually do work during my breaks so I can have more spending money.

Nah dude I'm a loving twig. I had a good fitness regimen going over the summer but I kinda broke my routine when fall started. Hoping to get up to a more middling BMI by the end of the year.

I'll 1v1 you post a pic of your 6 pack

Funnily enough yes. And unlike you I actually do work during my breaks.
did you miss the part where I said I work full-time over summers? lol

did you miss the part where I said I work full-time over summers? lol

You said you have a good fitness regimen over the summer but nothing about working over the summer. Did you forget to post it?

Let me paint you a picture here: I just finished a really excellent semester studying engineering in college, and I'm posting from my couch, back home, on my time off from school. During the semester? I post at night, on my phone on the bus, or when I'm waiting in line for coffee.

I do waste a stuffload of time online- that's pretty much a statistical fact. But I waste all that time on top of a heavy engineering courseload plus a full-time research position. Meanwhile, what are you doing? Do you have a job? Did you get into that design college you were preemptively bragging about like a year ago? What could you possibly be doing that equips you to condescend how I choose to spend my time?
Nah dude I'm a loving twig. I had a good fitness regimen going over the summer but I kinda broke my routine when fall started. Hoping to get up to a more middling BMI by the end of the year.

The cardinal sin of a liar is that they give far too many details. The liar does this because they feel like their story won't be taken with validity unless there's and intricate narrative to support it. Unfortunately, by this same token, they out themselves for what they are: simple storytellers.

/s

The cardinal sin of a liar is that they give far too many details. The liar does this because they feel like their story won't be taken with validity unless there's and intricate narrative to support it. Unfortunately, by this same token, they out themselves for what they are: simple storytellers.
I actually thought I was being too vague  :cookieMonster:

I try to maintain decent anonymity since part of me wonders whether one of you Sephiroth types is going to kick down my door at night.

I actually thought I was being too vague  :cookieMonster:

I try to maintain decent anonymity since part of me wonders whether one of you Sephiroth types is going to kick down my door at night.


tfw your own 900 IQ is your own worst enemy

I actually thought I was being too vague  :cookieMonster:

I try to maintain decent anonymity since part of me wonders whether one of you Sephiroth types is going to kick down my door at night.

What a fantastic conclusion.

man I don't even know what was brainy in that post

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn’t do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they’d consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother’s boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He’s not particularly successful as an engineer, but I’ve met lots of other engineers who aren’t as good as me at physics, so I’m guessing that’s not just a result of him being bad at it. I’m also pretty good at engineering. I don’t have a degree, and other than physics I don’t have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I’ve come across. Every question of existentialism which I’ve seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven’t been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I’ve considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there’s no aspect of psychology which I don’t have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud’s theories. I’m a good enough writer that I’m writing a book and so far everybody who’s read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that’s not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I’ve heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don’t know if that will suffice as evidence that I’m intelligent. I’m done with it, though, because I’d rather defend my maturity, since it’s what you’ve spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Riddler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn’t just faking it, I’d even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self’s actions, it shouldn’t be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don’t believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren’t harming others. I don’t have any issue with any type of loveuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, child enthusiasm, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don’t care what a person’s fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don’t have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that’s not really an impressive moral, but it’s unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of stuff human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I’m pretty much a pacifist. I’ve taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I’ll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don’t attack, I’ll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don’t fight back. I’ve therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I’m never in a situation where I’ll be worse off after a fight. If I’m not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don’t care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I’ll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I’d prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don’t believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it’ll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit “women are crazy” circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don’t think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren’t awesome. That doesn’t mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don’t believe it’s fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything’s OK when it’s really not (and that’s a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I’m kind of tired of citing these examples and I’m guessing you’re getting tired of reading them, if you’ve even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I’m pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments). And, uh, I’m a pretty good moderator. All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me? - SeventhSandwich


To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand SeventhSandwich. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Seventh's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike SeventhSandwich truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Seventh's existential catchphrase "This is the end for Drumpf!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Seventh's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a SeventhSandwich tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

>dude makes a post about how he goes to school on top of stuffposting
>inundated with brain memes and IQ copypasta

pretty low bar we've set here