Anon BLF confessions

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hot damn i got a lot of responses so far hold on give me a little while

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my snake is tiny

its not all about length if ur t h i c c

After a good game in tf2 i added her because she seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great tf and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a tf2 lan party. She said she was coming so i was looking forward to meeting her in real life.
When she arrived at my house, she pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt her hard rooster push against my leg. I punched her and then 1 tapped him. Turns out she was gay. Don't trust this man.

my condolence that sounds pretty gay homo not straight whatsoever

add me hot moms.. i want a horny girl.. Whose do hot crazy wild love with me.. Belive me 100 % satification.. I have a ablity.. Of licking ur pusillanimous individual from chating.. and if u want in real belive.. u r going in haven.. Plz plz add me.. Grls and women. . i will

i don't know if there are any hot moms on blf maybe you should try somewhere else

I jack off to gay furry research sometimes.

at least it wasn't loli

yehellis is unfunny

hey not everyone can be an amazing stand up comedian

Hey guys, im a guy, have a girlfriend, aways loved futa stuff in my teen years, now i diacovered trap and just Love it (i aways liked futas with balls more), i know that i should be at least bi to get excited with this, and thats ok. What I want to know is, what should i do if i have a monogamous partner, a girl, and i had this realization just now? Should i try something on the low? Telling her is not a choice, she is close minded but i Love her and want to have Kids on the long run. What you would do in my skin? :grinning:

woops forgot about this one i dont know how that happened
uhh what i would probably do in that situation is be all paranoid and keep it to myself but still secretly want to tell even though i can't
if telling isnt a choice then that's what's best

i hate Broes

hate is a learned thing and your parents have taught you wrong, but do not worry you can overcome it

youre mom gay

pretty sure gay moms exist but it (probably) isn't my mom

The forums is a hivemind of scum and somehow that's what makes it great, I don't understand it

imo it's great watching from the sidelines while eating popcorn

I fap to traps but I have no loveual or romantic interest in guys. Am I gay?

i have heard of this before and it's still pretty gay but being gay is ok

i am one inch away from gassing my local furry convention

maybe don't live next to the convention center that might help

to be honest if drydess was older i'd crush on him so hard

no he's mine

I have like 8 male forum crushes and it's super weird since I have a girlfriend irl

as long as u aren't cheating ur good is what i think about it

the quick to dox culture of blf discord cliques drove away all my friends from the blf

i think i got doxed once too but i'm not sure exactly what info they got about me
stuff sucks

the forums also turned me into a furry haha

don't really know why blf has so many furries but eh i don't really care

Honestly, I don't have anything to confess other than I believe I unironically have either ADHD or Aspergers. This isn't official though, I need to be officially diagnosed first. Too bad whatever is wrong with me, is seriously affecting school and my social skills, it loving sucks and we're too poor to get a proper diagnosis.

i'll have you know i have actual adhd but i think i'm doing fine with it. of course i can be awkward but no one i hang out with seems to care at all

For some reason people in BLF believe that Annoying Orange is a good president

i don't get into politics that much but forget it i don't like pretty much all the stuff i hear Annoying Orange want to do/is doing

i jerked off to anas old avatar

i have no memory of what it looked like
was it a trap

I steal windshield fluid that sits outside gas stations all the loving time. and it's caused me to use it far more often then normal, that im basically ocd about my windshield now.

if u tried to steal it right now where i live you'd be stealing it in solid chunks

my richard is too big xD

i guess be careful whenever the lovey times come try not to destroy anyone too bad

people

some people i come across really get on my nerves too ur not alone

my love life

same bruh
maybe we can change that right now ;3

my sister shoved a giant red carrot up my hairy ass

"anything's a carrot if you're brave enough" -abraham lincoln

doop doop buzwarn bloop doop buzwarn woop woop buzwarn bloop doop ,
f you have a clown johnson that is bad for you son ,
i got ninety nine johnson but the clown is not one ,
buzwarn woop woop buzwarn woop bloop doop bloop ,

i got the access code for radioactive overload
doop station decompression stuff is going to forget in explode
dadeda centcom administration is all ass and but
doop and all security personnel can just shut the forget up
dadeda ,

help me this officer is a hostile ass hole
deeoo do a tango with the guard at the grife hotel
dadeda syndicate danger call the shuttle stuff is out of control
deeoo forget it i got some whiskey i am good to go
dadeda , have a fourty with the wizard and a fifth with the crew
bloop get forget ed up on vapor with the science team to bloop ,

buzwarn woop woop buzwarn bloop doop ,
f you got a clown johnson that is bad for you son ,
i got ninety nine johnson but a clown is not one ,
buzwarn woop woop buzwarn bloop doop ,
the year is ninety four and i got some good green
deeoo take in my shuttle to that forget in station thirteen
doop i got some hydro for the captain and a clown on my team
deeoo my tactical extinguisher is forget in extreme
woop woop doop doop hot clown johnson woop woop ,
now all of security after my hot black ass
woop my laser gun is out , got to run run fast
woop going to fire up this kilo and then i will run away
woop biological distortion forget in four twenty all day
doop woop doop four twenty yes , forget beyond all day
buzwarn yes forget that forget in beyond , forget beyond all day doop woop bloop ,

so f you have a clown johnson that is to bad for you son ,
i got ninety nine johnson but a clown is not one
woop woop yes f you got a hot clown johnson that is to bad for you son ,
i have ninety nine johnson but the clown is not one ,
buzwarn ok forget in goodbye bloop doop

what is the source of this, asking for a friend

[Drydess]

alright who the forget said that

[Curse You]

i mean where else can you say "monday" and not get any backlash for it

anywhere in the internet besides social media

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"anything's a carrot if you're brave enough" -abraham lincoln

wtf.... abraham lincoln never said this

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aww is one of the male forum crushes me <3

[Rally]

How Blockland runs on Torque and when normal forgetin' guns blow up tanks when its completely unrealistic, and it ruins the whole Tank TDM sort of thing. And the forums are full of drama.

This isn't Torque's fault as much as it is add-on creators. In the AddDamageType function you can specify a multiplier value that decreases damage to vehicles.

...i mean im pretty sure it works

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wtf.... abraham lincoln never said this

"don't believe everything you read on the internet" -abraham lincoln

[Drydess]

"i stuck a cactus up my ass" -justin trudeau

[The Resonte!]

"i stuck a cactus up my ass" -drydess

[Drydess]

i stuck a cactus up my ass

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wtf.... abraham lincoln never said this

both of my parents are homophobic and i'm biloveual and very confused as to what to do

honestly i've never dealt with that situation before so i'm not really sure what you could or should do

Was zum Teufel hast du grade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Du solltest wissen, dass ich meine Ausbildung beim GSG9 als Jahrgangsbester abgeschlossen habe, in mehrere Kommandounternehmen gegen Al-Kaida involviert war und über 300 bestätigte Tötungen habe. Ich bin in Gorillakriegsführung ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze im deutschen Bundesheer. Du bist für mich nichts als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit einer nie zuvor gesehenen Präzision vom Antliz dieser Welt tilgen, merk dir meine verdammten Worte. Du denkst du könntest hier im Internet so eine Scheiße über mich erzählen und damit durchkommen? Denk lieber nochmal darüber nach, du Wichser. Während wir uns hier unterhalten, habe ich schon mein geheimes Netzwerk aus Spionen kontaktiert und deine IP-Adresse wird grade rückverfolgt, also mach dich besser auf den Sturm gefasst, du Made. Der Sturm, der das erbärmliche kleine Ding, das du als dein "Leben" bezeichnest, auslöschen wird. Du bist verdammt nochmal tot, Junge. Ich könnte jederzeit überall sein, und dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten töten, nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Aber ich bin nicht nur im unbewaffneten Kampf ausgebildet, ich habe auch Zugriff auf das Waffenarsenal der Bundeswehr und ich werde es aufs Vollste ausschöpfen, um deinen elendigen Arsch von diesem Kontinent zu blasen, du kleiner Scheißkerl. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest, was für eine apokalyptische Rache dein kleiner "witziger" Kommentar provoziert hat, hättest du vermutlich dein verdammtes Maul gehalten. Aber nein, das hast du nicht hinbekommen, das wolltest du nicht, und jetzt wirst du dafür bezahlen, du verdammter Idiot. Du wirst in meinem Hass ertrinken. Du bist tot, Junge.

nice korean navy seal copypasta

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

[Verse 1]
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

[Verse 2]
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

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[Verse 3]
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo. Galileo figaro magnifico
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mamma mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!

[Verse 4]
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows

asking for a friend but what song is this

The only reason I post here is nostalgia. I legitimately hate all of you, the inside jokes, the childish stuff. Everyday is a day closer to the last time I log in.

no sorry seth

looks like you got roosterblocked seth

I want to know where Outpact-'s avatar is from

maybe it's his waifu and u need to keep ur hands off

I used to knowingly abuse and kill animals for fun when I was a kid and I've turned out better than everyone I know. I'm not proud of what I did, but I am proud of what I learned from it and how I've used it to aid me in life. I don't think I'd be who I am if I never did those things and I'd hate to be anything other than what I am, because I'm awesome.

Don't worry. I haven't done anything like this since I was 10 - or even younger. However I have lost all empathy for animals. I shoveled a ran over kitten off the road outside my house the other night and laughed the entire time. It was humorous how unfortunate it was.

i mean once i killed a kitten that we had because i was a stupid 5 year old who didn't know what he was doing so dont feel too bad

I feel I must assert my freedom to comment on an important public issue that Bloukface has thrust into the vortex of public comment. The points I plan to make in this letter will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to fight for our freedom of speech. Nevertheless, he has been trying desperately to convince us that Man's eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be avoided at all costs. These conceited attempts at suasion are basically a bald admission that Bloukface is planning on numbing the public to the antinomianism and injustice in mainstream politics before the year is over.

Bloukface's personal attacks amount to what a proverbial metaphor in Sanskrit describes as trying to extinguish a fire by feeding it enough wood to glut its appetite. As long as I live, I will be shouting this truth from rooftops and doing everything I can to get Bloukface to damp down the bellicosity of his accusations. He is doing everything in his power to make me swallow whatever he dishes out. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance.

Bloukface swears that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. Clearly, he's living in a world of make-believe, with flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats. Back in the real world, Bloukface's diatribes are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of “tradition”. Funny, that was the same term that his companions once used to get everyone to march in lockstep with his unpleasant supporters. He should practice what he preaches. To be more pedantic about it, there are legitimate conflicts of interest in any society. What is necessary is together to create just institutions within which those conflicts can be adjudicated and fairly resolved. Before this effort can commence, though, we must recognize that I am not trying to save the world—I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to force Bloukface into early retirement. Never before have I written so long a letter. I'm afraid it is much too long to take your precious time. I can assure you that it would have been much shorter if I had not been so preoccupied with Bloukface's attempts to progressively enlarge and increasingly centralize the means of oppression, exploitation, violence, and destruction. I apologize, and I thank you for your attention.

aliens are homolove

i stuck a cactus up my ass

i mean this is supposed to be anonymous but whatever floats your boat

[Drydess]

how do i delete my own posts

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how do i delete my own posts

use this

i sometimes go tagging (england) - doorways, bins, walls and occasionally highway overpasses

do you have pics