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| ßlöükfáce:
hot damn i got a lot of responses so far hold on give me a little while |
| Darth C3P0²:
posted |
| ßlöükfáce:
--- Quote ---my snake is tiny --- End quote --- its not all about length if ur t h i c c --- Quote ---After a good game in tf2 i added her because she seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great tf and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a tf2 lan party. She said she was coming so i was looking forward to meeting her in real life. When she arrived at my house, she pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt her hard rooster push against my leg. I punched her and then 1 tapped him. Turns out she was gay. Don't trust this man. --- End quote --- my condolence that sounds pretty gay homo not straight whatsoever --- Quote ---add me hot moms.. i want a horny girl.. Whose do hot crazy wild love with me.. Belive me 100 % satification.. I have a ablity.. Of licking ur pusillanimous individual from chating.. and if u want in real belive.. u r going in haven.. Plz plz add me.. Grls and women. . i will --- End quote --- i don't know if there are any hot moms on blf maybe you should try somewhere else --- Quote ---I jack off to gay furry research sometimes. --- End quote --- at least it wasn't loli --- Quote ---yehellis is unfunny --- End quote --- hey not everyone can be an amazing stand up comedian --- Quote ---Hey guys, im a guy, have a girlfriend, aways loved futa stuff in my teen years, now i diacovered trap and just Love it (i aways liked futas with balls more), i know that i should be at least bi to get excited with this, and thats ok. What I want to know is, what should i do if i have a monogamous partner, a girl, and i had this realization just now? Should i try something on the low? Telling her is not a choice, she is close minded but i Love her and want to have Kids on the long run. What you would do in my skin? :grinning: --- End quote --- woops forgot about this one i dont know how that happened uhh what i would probably do in that situation is be all paranoid and keep it to myself but still secretly want to tell even though i can't if telling isnt a choice then that's what's best --- Quote ---i hate Broes --- End quote --- hate is a learned thing and your parents have taught you wrong, but do not worry you can overcome it --- Quote ---youre mom gay --- End quote --- pretty sure gay moms exist but it (probably) isn't my mom --- Quote ---The forums is a hivemind of scum and somehow that's what makes it great, I don't understand it --- End quote --- imo it's great watching from the sidelines while eating popcorn --- Quote ---I fap to traps but I have no loveual or romantic interest in guys. Am I gay? --- End quote --- i have heard of this before and it's still pretty gay but being gay is ok --- Quote ---i am one inch away from gassing my local furry convention --- End quote --- maybe don't live next to the convention center that might help --- Quote ---to be honest if drydess was older i'd crush on him so hard --- End quote --- no he's mine --- Quote ---I have like 8 male forum crushes and it's super weird since I have a girlfriend irl --- End quote --- as long as u aren't cheating ur good is what i think about it --- Quote ---the quick to dox culture of blf discord cliques drove away all my friends from the blf --- End quote --- i think i got doxed once too but i'm not sure exactly what info they got about me stuff sucks --- Quote ---the forums also turned me into a furry haha --- End quote --- don't really know why blf has so many furries but eh i don't really care --- Quote ---Honestly, I don't have anything to confess other than I believe I unironically have either ADHD or Aspergers. This isn't official though, I need to be officially diagnosed first. Too bad whatever is wrong with me, is seriously affecting school and my social skills, it loving sucks and we're too poor to get a proper diagnosis. --- End quote --- i'll have you know i have actual adhd but i think i'm doing fine with it. of course i can be awkward but no one i hang out with seems to care at all --- Quote ---For some reason people in BLF believe that Annoying Orange is a good president --- End quote --- i don't get into politics that much but forget it i don't like pretty much all the stuff i hear Annoying Orange want to do/is doing --- Quote ---i jerked off to anas old avatar --- End quote --- i have no memory of what it looked like was it a trap --- Quote ---I steal windshield fluid that sits outside gas stations all the loving time. and it's caused me to use it far more often then normal, that im basically ocd about my windshield now. --- End quote --- if u tried to steal it right now where i live you'd be stealing it in solid chunks --- Quote ---my richard is too big xD --- End quote --- i guess be careful whenever the lovey times come try not to destroy anyone too bad --- Quote ---people --- End quote --- some people i come across really get on my nerves too ur not alone --- Quote ---my love life --- End quote --- same bruh maybe we can change that right now ;3 --- Quote ---my sister shoved a giant red carrot up my hairy ass --- End quote --- "anything's a carrot if you're brave enough" -abraham lincoln --- Quote ---doop doop buzwarn bloop doop buzwarn woop woop buzwarn bloop doop , f you have a clown johnson that is bad for you son , i got ninety nine johnson but the clown is not one , buzwarn woop woop buzwarn woop bloop doop bloop , i got the access code for radioactive overload doop station decompression stuff is going to forget in explode dadeda centcom administration is all ass and but doop and all security personnel can just shut the forget up dadeda , help me this officer is a hostile ass hole deeoo do a tango with the guard at the grife hotel dadeda syndicate danger call the shuttle stuff is out of control deeoo forget it i got some whiskey i am good to go dadeda , have a fourty with the wizard and a fifth with the crew bloop get forget ed up on vapor with the science team to bloop , buzwarn woop woop buzwarn bloop doop , f you got a clown johnson that is bad for you son , i got ninety nine johnson but a clown is not one , buzwarn woop woop buzwarn bloop doop , the year is ninety four and i got some good green deeoo take in my shuttle to that forget in station thirteen doop i got some hydro for the captain and a clown on my team deeoo my tactical extinguisher is forget in extreme woop woop doop doop hot clown johnson woop woop , now all of security after my hot black ass woop my laser gun is out , got to run run fast woop going to fire up this kilo and then i will run away woop biological distortion forget in four twenty all day doop woop doop four twenty yes , forget beyond all day buzwarn yes forget that forget in beyond , forget beyond all day doop woop bloop , so f you have a clown johnson that is to bad for you son , i got ninety nine johnson but a clown is not one woop woop yes f you got a hot clown johnson that is to bad for you son , i have ninety nine johnson but the clown is not one , buzwarn ok forget in goodbye bloop doop --- End quote --- what is the source of this, asking for a friend |
| Drydess:
alright who the forget said that |
| Curse You:
--- Quote from: ßlöükfáce on December 22, 2017, 04:00:19 PM ---i mean where else can you say "monday" and not get any backlash for it --- End quote --- anywhere in the internet besides social media |
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