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| The Resonte!:
"i stuck a cactus up my ass" -drydess |
| Drydess:
i stuck a cactus up my ass |
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--- Quote from: limerick on December 22, 2017, 04:51:27 PM ---wtf.... abraham lincoln never said this --- End quote --- --- Quote ---both of my parents are homophobic and i'm biloveual and very confused as to what to do --- End quote --- honestly i've never dealt with that situation before so i'm not really sure what you could or should do --- Quote ---Was zum Teufel hast du grade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Du solltest wissen, dass ich meine Ausbildung beim GSG9 als Jahrgangsbester abgeschlossen habe, in mehrere Kommandounternehmen gegen Al-Kaida involviert war und über 300 bestätigte Tötungen habe. Ich bin in Gorillakriegsführung ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze im deutschen Bundesheer. Du bist für mich nichts als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit einer nie zuvor gesehenen Präzision vom Antliz dieser Welt tilgen, merk dir meine verdammten Worte. Du denkst du könntest hier im Internet so eine Scheiße über mich erzählen und damit durchkommen? Denk lieber nochmal darüber nach, du Wichser. Während wir uns hier unterhalten, habe ich schon mein geheimes Netzwerk aus Spionen kontaktiert und deine IP-Adresse wird grade rückverfolgt, also mach dich besser auf den Sturm gefasst, du Made. Der Sturm, der das erbärmliche kleine Ding, das du als dein "Leben" bezeichnest, auslöschen wird. Du bist verdammt nochmal tot, Junge. Ich könnte jederzeit überall sein, und dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten töten, nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Aber ich bin nicht nur im unbewaffneten Kampf ausgebildet, ich habe auch Zugriff auf das Waffenarsenal der Bundeswehr und ich werde es aufs Vollste ausschöpfen, um deinen elendigen Arsch von diesem Kontinent zu blasen, du kleiner Scheißkerl. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest, was für eine apokalyptische Rache dein kleiner "witziger" Kommentar provoziert hat, hättest du vermutlich dein verdammtes Maul gehalten. Aber nein, das hast du nicht hinbekommen, das wolltest du nicht, und jetzt wirst du dafür bezahlen, du verdammter Idiot. Du wirst in meinem Hass ertrinken. Du bist tot, Junge. --- End quote --- nice korean navy seal copypasta --- Quote ---Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me [Verse 1] Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters [Verse 2] Too late, my time has come Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama, ooh, (any way the wind blows) I don't want to die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me (Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo. Galileo figaro magnifico I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let me go.) Will not let you go (Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no (Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mamma mia, let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me! [Verse 4] So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die? Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby! Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here! [Guitar Solo] [Outro] Nothing really matters, anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me Any way the wind blows --- End quote --- asking for a friend but what song is this --- Quote ---The only reason I post here is nostalgia. I legitimately hate all of you, the inside jokes, the childish stuff. Everyday is a day closer to the last time I log in. --- End quote --- --- Quote ---no sorry seth --- End quote --- looks like you got roosterblocked seth --- Quote ---I want to know where Outpact-'s avatar is from --- End quote --- maybe it's his waifu and u need to keep ur hands off --- Quote ---I used to knowingly abuse and kill animals for fun when I was a kid and I've turned out better than everyone I know. I'm not proud of what I did, but I am proud of what I learned from it and how I've used it to aid me in life. I don't think I'd be who I am if I never did those things and I'd hate to be anything other than what I am, because I'm awesome. Don't worry. I haven't done anything like this since I was 10 - or even younger. However I have lost all empathy for animals. I shoveled a ran over kitten off the road outside my house the other night and laughed the entire time. It was humorous how unfortunate it was. --- End quote --- i mean once i killed a kitten that we had because i was a stupid 5 year old who didn't know what he was doing so dont feel too bad --- Quote ---I feel I must assert my freedom to comment on an important public issue that Bloukface has thrust into the vortex of public comment. The points I plan to make in this letter will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to fight for our freedom of speech. Nevertheless, he has been trying desperately to convince us that Man's eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be avoided at all costs. These conceited attempts at suasion are basically a bald admission that Bloukface is planning on numbing the public to the antinomianism and injustice in mainstream politics before the year is over. Bloukface's personal attacks amount to what a proverbial metaphor in Sanskrit describes as trying to extinguish a fire by feeding it enough wood to glut its appetite. As long as I live, I will be shouting this truth from rooftops and doing everything I can to get Bloukface to damp down the bellicosity of his accusations. He is doing everything in his power to make me swallow whatever he dishes out. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance. Bloukface swears that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. Clearly, he's living in a world of make-believe, with flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats. Back in the real world, Bloukface's diatribes are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of “tradition”. Funny, that was the same term that his companions once used to get everyone to march in lockstep with his unpleasant supporters. He should practice what he preaches. To be more pedantic about it, there are legitimate conflicts of interest in any society. What is necessary is together to create just institutions within which those conflicts can be adjudicated and fairly resolved. Before this effort can commence, though, we must recognize that I am not trying to save the world—I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to force Bloukface into early retirement. Never before have I written so long a letter. I'm afraid it is much too long to take your precious time. I can assure you that it would have been much shorter if I had not been so preoccupied with Bloukface's attempts to progressively enlarge and increasingly centralize the means of oppression, exploitation, violence, and destruction. I apologize, and I thank you for your attention. --- End quote --- aliens are homolove --- Quote from: Drydess on December 22, 2017, 05:16:17 PM ---i stuck a cactus up my ass --- End quote --- i mean this is supposed to be anonymous but whatever floats your boat |
| Drydess:
how do i delete my own posts |
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--- Quote from: Drydess on December 22, 2017, 05:19:09 PM ---how do i delete my own posts --- End quote --- use this --- Quote ---i sometimes go tagging (england) - doorways, bins, walls and occasionally highway overpasses --- End quote --- do you have pics |
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