Author Topic: Worst injuries you guys have ever had? (Read 4474 times)

limerick · December 22, 2017, 07:27:53 PM

when i was about 9 i fell down the stairs and broke part of my right front tooth off, i didnt get it filled into till i was like 12 i think

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Khaz · December 22, 2017, 07:28:19 PM

sprained ankle for 2 1/2 weeks

McJob · December 22, 2017, 07:34:01 PM

In 23 years, I've split my head open, broke the same wrist twice, burnt that hand, burnt the lengths of both my arms, ripped part of my gum out, concussed myself on a park bench, ripped my hair out (a lot) and so on, so forth.

The worst damage I've ever done, though, was almost kill my liver with all my alcohol habits. Brilliant.

SwiftHyena2593 · December 22, 2017, 07:37:19 PM

Quote from: McJob on December 22, 2017, 07:34:01 PM

In 23 years, I've split my head open, broke the same wrist twice, burnt that hand, burnt the lengths of both my arms, ripped part of my gum out, concussed myself on a park bench, ripped my hair out (a lot) and so on, so forth.

The worst damage I've ever done, though, was almost kill my liver with all my alcohol habits. Brilliant.

McOuch

Awesomebread� · December 22, 2017, 07:39:34 PM

last year i fell down some stairs. i tried to stop the fall with my hand, which broke this tiny bone in my thumb. had to get surgery, and this huge hand splint. couldn't use my left hand for like a month.

hillkill · December 22, 2017, 07:40:39 PM

jumped off like a 15 foot slide when i was in 2nd grade. landed on both of my wrists and broke them. head also hit the ground, but the wrists broke most of the fall. if my wrists hadn't of caught me i imagine i would've died.

i also had testicular torsion and that was the worst pain i have ever experienced. i would lay on the bathroom floor all day, puke my guts out, then pass out on the bathroom floor. i dealt with the pain for about 2 days before i decided to go to the hospital.

SwiftHyena2593 · December 22, 2017, 07:41:50 PM

Quote from: hillkill on December 22, 2017, 07:40:39 PM

jumped off like a 15 foot slide when i was in 2nd grade. landed on both of my wrists and broke them. head also hit the ground, but the wrists broke most of the fall. if my wrists hadn't of caught me i imagine i would've died.

luckily you dident die.

Grimlock� · December 22, 2017, 07:45:58 PM

Multiple serious cuts on my hands after punching walls that required medical glue
3 bad hamstring strains
Broken wrist
Minor labrum tear. Got lucky on this one because it was a very slight tear

Redconer · December 22, 2017, 07:58:57 PM

Quote from: McJob on December 22, 2017, 07:34:01 PM

In 23 years, I've split my head open, broke the same wrist twice, burnt that hand, burnt the lengths of both my arms, ripped part of my gum out, concussed myself on a park bench, ripped my hair out (a lot) and so on, so forth.

The worst damage I've ever done, though, was almost kill my liver with all my alcohol habits. Brilliant.

You McKilled yourself more than Steve-O, I bet.

Mardalf · December 22, 2017, 08:02:07 PM

One that wasn't really too bad but could have been was when a 2 inch tnail decided to ricochet and stick in my wrist I'm just lucky it didn't hit any veins or tendons I may have a picture somewhere

Quote from: Verification on December 22, 2017, 07:19:58 PM

grandpa had been digesting a dog.

This is what I read

Also did he literally bite your nose? ouch

Tezuni 2.0 · December 22, 2017, 08:04:41 PM

papercut

Verification · December 22, 2017, 08:05:44 PM

Quote from: Mardalf on December 22, 2017, 08:02:07 PM

Also did he literally bite your nose? ouch

Yes

Quote from: Mardalf on December 22, 2017, 08:02:07 PM

Quote
Grandpa had been digesting a dog.
This is what I read

oh my lord

Mardalf · December 22, 2017, 08:08:54 PM

That Rottweiler was like "yo you watch out or I'll give you a new nose hole"

SubDaWoofer · December 22, 2017, 08:10:17 PM

pusillanimous individual so a few months ago (probably sept) my dog put two long lacerations down the length of my nose
had 14 stitches for 2 weeks

Mr Queeba · December 22, 2017, 08:10:51 PM

i fell off a swing set and fractured my right arm some years back
had a cast for 7 weeks. ech
was a pain in the butt too because i had to write with my left hand, and it came out as chicken scratch since im a right handed person