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Worst injuries you guys have ever had?
Zloff:
i don't have a definitive "worst" injury as i tend to be pretty lucky when it comes to crashes, hits, etc. but here are a few noteworthy ones
summer 2017, slipped on sand on a giant yoga ball some friends and i buried on the beach trying to do a gainer a second time and fell onto my head. knocked me out for a few seconds and my gums were torn up bad - guess i bit them on the landing - i don't remember the 5 seconds leading up to the bail. obv got a minor concussion and my teeth hurt for a couple days
fall 2016, smashed my right knee against a concrete wall; the friction tore the skin off (looks pretty cool as a scar ngl). bled like hell and i had to stop it with leaves since nothing else was around at the time. walked 1 mile uphill in downtown gr to get to my friend's car where he had a medkit, got a lot of weird looks walking around all nonchalant with a big bleeding hole in my knee lol
fall 2013(?), worst hit i ever took in a fight was a tornado kick to the back of the neck, the guy's foot slid up around my ear and tore it at the base a bit. surprised i wasn't out after that
summer 2011, got flung 15ft off an atv and landed on a log back-first, knocked the wind out of me harder than ever in my life but surprisingly no broken bones
Insert Name Here²:
Getting the wind knocked out of you sucks stuff
Happened to me 3 times in my life and it's agonizing. It doesn't hurt but not being able to breathe properly for a minute or so is loving awful
Pompmaker2:
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torin²:
--- Quote from: McJob on December 22, 2017, 08:34:01 PM ---In 23 years, I've split my head open, broke the same wrist twice, burnt that hand, burnt the lengths of both my arms, ripped part of my gum out, concussed myself on a park bench, ripped my hair out (a lot) and so on, so forth.
The worst damage I've ever done, though, was almost kill my liver with all my alcohol habits. Brilliant.
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the head part explains a lot
RockyDoctor65:
Breaking my thumb when trying to unlock a door.